Comments on: Another eXile Classic Retrospective: 911 Things To Hate About America

By: Gary Herndon

Gary Herndon — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:20:20 +0000

Professional wrestling should not be on this list. Pro-wrasslin’ is one of America’s greatest contributions to world culture, universally beloved in Japan, Mexico, and…well the Japanese and Mexicans sure love it. Go on youtube and watch one of Ric Flair’s promos or matches from the 80s and then tell me that that man is not more talented than Tolstoy, Shakespeare, Mozart, and Michaelangelo combined!

By: boson

boson — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 22:21:16 +0000

CREATIONISTS!!!

By: Boris Nemtsov

Boris Nemtsov — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:17:44 +0000

Read this back when studying at Moscow International. Russian profs didn’t understand why I was laughing so much.

By: Pavel

Pavel — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:58:08 +0000

I love the list…Oh sweet Satan, I didn’t realize there are so many to hate what ‘America stands for’ I’d just like to add:

1)Glenn Beck,
2)the fact that Glenn Beck is still alive
3)the fact that America defends the Russian billionaire Boris Berezovsky after everything he has ‘achieved’in Russia.
4)My personal favorite: America’s love for its Constitution, you know that 250 yr old document which should not really apply to the constantly changing society (well societies meant to change over the years, I hope the US did too)…

By: Linwood D. E.

Linwood D. E. — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:48:23 +0000

This list so good, I had to look at it a third time.

The Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians are two of the most racist names in sport.
Black people would be offended if a NFL team was named the Georgia Niggas and whites would be offended if it was called Alabama Honkies or Crackers.

North Face clothing is a great one.

One I wish was on this list is people who wear pajamas on the plane as if it was cool.

The South’s obsession with the Confederacy is another great one. You lost, GET OVER IT!!!

By: Linwood D. E.

Linwood D. E. — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:13:37 +0000

This is a good list. Especially the one about the assasinated Black Panthers. I can’t believe there are no assassinated KKK or Neo Nazi, then again it is America.

You omitted Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister.

By: GunHillTrain

GunHillTrain — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:47:30 +0000

Why The Sopranos and not Six Feet Under? The latter is by far the worse show.

This leads to a couple of additional entries:

Any role with Lili Taylor after Mystic Pizza.
Any role with Julia Roberts after Mystic Pizza.

By: Jen

Jen — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:53:31 +0000

Can we add Heron Ranger to that list?

By: Heron Ranger

Heron Ranger — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:04:29 +0000

I strongly agree with this classic list. The Exile always exposes the mediocracy that plagues America on all levels. I pretty much loathe all the scum,things,people and ideas on this list. Worthy of my hate indeed. However, there are some I disagree with.

1. Arizona Ice Tea
2. Jesus
3.Mormons
4.God
5.George W. Bush
6. In God We Trust
7.Microsoft
8. Islam is a peaceful religion

That means I still agree with 99 percent of this list.

By: nut POV

nut POV — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:50:19 +0000

how about

TV anti-drug adds from groups that turn out to be Scientology fronts.

By: ray

ray — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:10:08 +0000

912 Long lists that repeat entries.

By: Hermies Purrbuckets

Hermies Purrbuckets — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:15:11 +0000

What? Only 911 reasons to hate history’s most evil empire? Why, there are at least 304,059,724 of ‘em! HP

By: captain america

captain america — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:08:42 +0000

“Necessity of convincing woman on first date that you are not a serial killer”…lol.

it’s funny because it’s true.

By: KludgeHopper

KludgeHopper — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:48:30 +0000

912: the 9/12 movement.

By: Reasonable

Reasonable — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:13:25 +0000

I’d like a civil war chess set…however, to be true to history, the blue side should get 44 knights and 8 queens and the greys get 3 pawns and a 4 pawns and the next 20 US presidents

By: Bardamu

Bardamu — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:15:55 +0000

Whenever I find a Gideon’s Bible in a hotel room I carefully wipe my shitter on the pages without removing them.

I have a penchant for bemerding the Second Book of Kings, wherein Elisha summons the bears to maul the children who have called him ‘baldy’.

Render unto the Lord…

By: internal exile

internal exile — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:01:17 +0000

Hey, I’m really grateful for the Gideon society. Have you ever run out of toilet paper in a motel room? Bible pages are nice and thin and crumple easily.

By: wengler

wengler — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:55:06 +0000

Hey I like Wendy’s burgers AND the US men’s soccer team.

By: tony

tony — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:18:04 +0000

“John Dolan’s inability to get tenured at an American university”
“Spineless assholes with tenure”

i’m sensing a pattern here…

By: John

John — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:25:30 +0000

just how much meth did it take for you guys to actually write this list of 911 items