Comments on: Cheney Borrows Wheelchair Trick From Casino’s Remo Gaggi

By: Drunkio Sakebito

Drunkio Sakebito — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:45:15 +0000

What have we learned?

The Kennedy fam has shot their load.

More importantly, the Bushies have also shot theirs. If we elect another Bush to ANY high office we deserve what we get.

We’ve also learned that the MSM in the US is a sham. Even tho’ they’ve been ‘shaken awake’ after at least 6 years of the 2 terms of the Bush regime.

Should we trust’em now? Hellz no.

By: pork bellies

pork bellies — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:42:02 +0000

Here I am again, reading everything Ames writes! Who says I’m obsessed? Ames, I’m doing everything I can to get noticed by you. Please, notice me!!!

By: dog balls

dog balls — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:57:47 +0000

I had a dream about Ames last night. In the dream, we met, we talked, had some beers. I said all of these edgy cutting things. He laughed. He said, “you’re really talented, whoever you are.” And then I woke up. Why did I ever wake up from that dream?!

By: Blue Veiner

Blue Veiner — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:54:07 +0000

Ames.

Still the god writing what I wish I could. Man this must be the 20th comment I wrote, the closest I’ll come to him. Ames, are you reading me? Can’t we meet sometime? Just you know for beers or something?

By: Neo del Rio

Neo del Rio — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:50:07 +0000

The night before Obama’s coronation, el dick was seriously injured in la zona de tolerancia (AKA ‘Boystown’) in Acuna, where AF-2 had drop-shipped him from angels-69 through the roof of the Ruby Snapper lizard pit. That one smarted. Then one of the workin’ girls started to lap dance on his dome, yellin’, “I been virgin feefteen meenit, Chico. Mek anti-terror boom boom con Lupe, si?” That’s when Dick the dick threw out his fourteenth cirviculoid lumbazite and thumbed a ride to el norte with a local coyote.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:41:41 +0000

The Left has more compassion for the young, old, sick, and most of all, the poor. Nobody particularly likes healthy rich middle-aged politicians.

By: Liberal Score to Settle

Liberal Score to Settle — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:56:35 +0000

Hey, Ronald R (nice handle, you sycophantic Alex P. Keaton wannabe),

The Left is compassionate, but after witnessing the country get banged up like a cheap hooker that would sell her last tooth for a knife hit of crank, you’re damn right we’re vindictive. Cheney is pure, unadulterated evil, and deserves the slowest death possible. Or in the manner of any of the thousands of innocent Iraqis whose blood stains his hands.

So fuck you, you whiny Republican bastard. We’re sick of hearing any sort of opinion about morality or standards from your filthy lot. Shut the fuck up and listen to what our new President has to say. He might even make your sorry ass a better person.

By: Ronald R

Ronald R — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:53:47 +0000

The Left are supposed to be so full of compassion? Wrong. They’re some of the most twisted, self-righteous preachy vindictive bastards out there.

By: aleke

aleke — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:01:55 +0000

I don’t think he loves much

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:45:56 +0000

Funny observation, Ames, but you don’t think it’s actually true, right? It might work for the Russians and might’ve worked for the Mafia in the past, but that trick wouldn’t work in America these days. For one thing, it’s totally unnecessary. Cheney is savvy enough to know that he won’t be ‘tried’ no matter what. He could’ve shown up walking jauntily with a nameless model attached to his arm, and the American people would still let him off scot-free.

By: geoduck

geoduck — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:05:14 +0000

Dick Cheney never loved anyone in his life, and you know it.

And I agree that the chance of the Democrats bringing up any sort of formal charges is pretty much zero.

By: John Thomas

John Thomas — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:34:29 +0000

It’s a good day for the Republic when Motherfucking Evil Dick is suffering. May it be the first glorious day in a long, slow decay.

If only I could live long enough to see him being spoon fed by dirty little brown people that hate him, to see the anguish in his eyes as his body betrays his still active mind, to watch his shriveled body collapsed into a wheelchair attending the funerals of everyone he knew and loved.

Live long and suffer, Motherfucking Evil Dick.

By: Stephen K.

Stephen K. — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:48:03 +0000

Psssh I wish Obama and the dems had the balls to do something. I don’t think they do, and I hope I’m wrong, and I’ll take back all the stuff I said about them being useless fags if they pull off a couple successful prosecutions. We’ll see.

By: Qatesiurade

Qatesiurade — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:13:08 +0000

Am I the only one who kept watching to see if Cheney’s arm suddenly shot up involuntarily, Strangelove-style?

I knew it would be too good to be true to suddenly see a fishnet-stockinged leg suddenly emerge from under the blanket for a fan-kick…

By: Big Gay Al Qaeda

Big Gay Al Qaeda — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:37:30 +0000

Maybe they can use an iPhone.

I can just see it now: Casino – The Next Generation… an iPhone as murder weapon and a pirated Britney Spears tune in the background while the RIAA and MPAA take Pesci and DeNiro juniors to court for possession of downloaded mp3s.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:47:40 +0000

It’s a somewhat poetic exit for the Neo-Cons.

By: Weber

Weber — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:26:13 +0000

January 20, 2009
HEADLINE OF THE DAY: Obama Inaugurated, Ex-Klansman Collapses.