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A 20-year-old in Yaroslavl does a back-flop off a 70 ft high bridge on a dare, breaks his back upon entry and sinks to the bottom of Volga like a stone. His friends catch the whole thing—including his last puffs on a Prima cigarette—on video and from the looks of it they had been drinking. His body was fished out downstream seven hours later. Before taking the plunge, the kid screams: “Volga! I love you!”