Comments on: Dear eXiled: Please take me off your site. Pretty Please?

By: Greg Comlish Coral

Greg Comlish Coral — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 19:50:40 +0000

Greg Comlish
Coral Lippiatt
Greg Comlish
Coral Lippiatt

By: Grimgrin

Grimgrin — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:30:50 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiGvZ6h5ezs

Robert Gibbs carves Santelli’s argument up like a chicken. Money quote “I think we left a few months ago the idea that what’s good for a derivatives trader is good for main street. I think the verdict is in on that one.”

By: Plamen Petkov

Plamen Petkov — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:43:57 +0000

everybody’s talking about bailout, economic crises yet NOBODY but a few “crazy” conspiracy theorists have pointed the *real* heart of the problem:
“Capitalism” as it stands is a sham. Put more bluntly: capitalism is a game based on debt controlled by bankers through their issuance of credit.
Every talking head/suit who is on TV anywhere is trying to convince us that we NEED the banks so they can lend us money in this so called capitalists society. Obviously this is total bunk. We DO NO need banks nor we need credit to buy that big screen TV or start a business. This is a fallacy most sheeple accept as a part of life. Wake up and smell the coffee people!

By: john

john — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:45:11 +0000

Too bad Ames don’t talk like he writes.

By: The Amazing Crustacean

The Amazing Crustacean — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:52:30 +0000

Quite honestly, whore-mongering helps one respect women, not the other way around. Besides, Ms. Coral Lippiatt seems pretty upset and that’s not a good thing. No one should ever, ever, have to be upset or be upset by anything. Ever. Period. And if you do so you’re a bad, bad, bad, man/woman who should never, ever, ever be forgiven, because making someone feel bad is bad bad bad.

By: Tam

Tam — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:03:16 +0000

I’ve just looked at the results of the vote and shocked at how many people want to humiliate this poor woman. And theses comments! There’s clearly some real pond-life coming to this site. Maybe they need to lay off the whore-mongering for a while to bring down their levels of anger towards women a little bit?

By: nobody

nobody — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:27:07 +0000

Well, since you’ve taken such an interest in me I returned the favour and looked up exile’s wikipaedia entry, where it says you’re pretty much broke and that you’re a heroin addict. These two facts should explain to readers why you now appeal to them to support you financially.

I don’t see this lasting.

nobody

By: nobody

nobody — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:23:11 +0000

Well I’m flattered that you could all take the time out of your busy lives to have a chat about me.

I don’t even read this publication anymore. I lost interest and assumed you had gone the way of all flesh. Why you would even bother putting your archives online is a mystery, there’s certainly nothing there of any import, including me.

There’s a similarity to the writing style of most of these comments that makes me wonder…

nobody

By: Tam

Tam — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:31:49 +0000

Coral’s letters are pretty much the only thing I’ve EVER seen in the Exile that could be described as ‘charming’. As such they’re probably completely out of place and in need of purging from the site, contents, email and all…

By: Comlish

Comlish — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:02:08 +0000

Greg Comlish
Greg Comlish
Greg Comlish
Greg Comlish
Greg Comlish
Greg Comlish
Coral Lippiatt
Coral Lippiatt
Coral Lippiatt
Coral Lippiatt
Coral Lippiatt

By: Jeff Albertson

Jeff Albertson — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:27:27 +0000

Greg Comlish!
thanks “guy”, I was too lazy to google it.

By: wank

wank — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:17:51 +0000

Coral Lippiatt. a purdy name that is.

a name bound for greatness, that shouldn’t be relegated and marginalized only in the letter section of exile.

coral lippiatt. ah yes, a name like that oughta expand, seize zenith rapturously and shake the foundation of exileonline. amongst other things.

Coral lippiatt, why she should have her own CORAL LIPPIATT section here.

And it shall be called Coral Lippiatt.

where there, various follies committed by half-assed miscreants in the net are written in a prose format. and there she will expand, along with her Coral Lippiattness.

ah, Coral Lippiatt. the buzz of my maryjane. the eye of my apple. the cowards of my gays. the corals of my lippaitt.

coral lippiatt. what a purdy name.

By: postzavtra

postzavtra — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:10:54 +0000

Original Letter:
“…I suspect I may be simple. When I was younger I thought that sex was a joke that only fools feel compelled to take part in, but now I’m sure of it, so I’m celibate.”

Current Letter:
“…Can you please remove any reference to me or not use my name. I was young and foolish then.”

“Simple,” “celibate,” “foolish”, forever “young,” and stupid is no way to go through life, Ms. Coral Lippiatt.

I say send her an eXile t-shirt with “No Regrets” custom stenciled on the back.

By: goat_farmers_of_the_CIA

goat_farmers_of_the_CIA — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:14:13 +0000

And just yesterday, as I have been doing almost every day since I posted it, I was thinking of asking youtube to remove a comment I made where I, a spoilt bourgeois brat, insulted a spoilt petite burgeois brat for being such a stupid female petite burgeois spoilt brat. For such blatant hipocrisy and lack of respect to History (and I have a BA on that!), I would deserve two 3,000 pound LGB’s , at least, I suppose, but thanks to the eXile’s wisdom I have been saved! Praised be the eXile! I kneel, kiss the earth and stand a hundred times facing towards Panama.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:31:21 +0000

Another idea is take the letter off if she sends a jpg of her snapper – with a valid piece of photo ID in the picture. I guess that would be blackmail though….

By: ricardo bransono

ricardo bransono — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:42:13 +0000

I would say, a giant bukkake on her face.

By: Pilgrim

Pilgrim — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:57:42 +0000

Dear Coral Lippiatt:

That’s why writers and journalists sometimes use pseudonyms, and why everyone uses a nickname in Internet. To be able to keep a clean record for his/her true identity.

Too bad you fucked up. If you mind that much, maybe you should considerate a legal name change. It’s a possibility in most countries.

Best Regards

By: Erik B.

Erik B. — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:23:50 +0000

Would make a great Death Porn installment too.

By: Erik B.

Erik B. — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:23:24 +0000

If nobody else has the moral fiber to say it, I guess I’ll have to: She should be put out of her misery.

I’d be happy to donate $30 for the purchase of a hitman and I’m sure the readers of this esteemed philanthropic website could shell out the necessary compassion (i.e. cash) to help this poor woman. Just give us a dedicated Pay-Pal account; I’m sure his Nerdship would be happy to be of assistance.

For the betterment of mankind, gentlemen: fork over the greenbacks! This woman is crying for help!

By: Raad

Raad — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:27:34 +0000

@8 Lol hail to the chief baby!