White supremacy is so 1986. I’m certain you and your 24 friends could find something more productive to do with your time.

Cheers

If you met me you’d never know that I’m on the side of the people you regard with such disdain. Nope, I fit right in among the Northeast elites, and so do a couple dozen of my closest friends.

That’s right, keep believing that the White tribe is all a bunch of toothless left behinders, you arrogant, over-reaching hebrew.

“Further” he added, if they were going to eat it or sacrifice it to the big man in the sky then that would be just hunky dory, but for politics! That’s just wrong.”

Ames, how the fuck do you find this stuff?

“In October 2006 during Ball’s first campaign, vandals wrote denigrating comments about him and drew several swastikas on the exterior of a building in Pawling, where he had his campaign headquarters.”

Yet another really plausible threat, one that launched his campaign apparently.

Here’s my favorite quote from Ball:

“If someone actually killed this animal to make a political point, then they need help,” Ball said.

Instead of keeping comments and speculation to himself while the police conduct the investigation, he keeps running his mouth to reporters:

“My hunch is it was someone who took three weeks of high-school Spanish and switched to French,” Ball said. “It’s a slimeball move to try and place this on a Latino speaker.”

I can actually see this guy, standing on his front porch braying to reporters:

Can you believe this bullshit? What kind of sick fuck goes and kills a goat to make some kind of point?

Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if the local sheriff was in on it too:

“When such a menacing act is directed against a government official, it may be perceived as an effort to chill or even thwart the workings of government by threat of violence; in such a case, it may be said that all of society is being victimized by the deed,” Capt. William McNamara said in an e-mail today.

After all, an MS-13 bogeyman in a white’s only neighborhood is sure to be good for next year’s law enforcement budget.

heavy cultural mixing -> catastrophic ethnic factionalism

But you fuck just one goat…

Seriously, I look at these multi-chinned, rottien toothed creatures in some appalachian trailer park and I’m supposed to feel, what? That I have some tribal kinship with them? Not only are they incapable of forming complete sentences, they are incapable of forming complete thoughts.

Inheritance of aquired characteristics? Genetic damage from imbibing the toxic waste that their dear leaders (the people who run the mines and other polluting businesses in this country) have seen fit to dump on them? Seriously, you want me to feel I could stand to live on the same planet with the human garbage who make up the minuteman movement, even if every member of every other race were gone?

Nothing scares us more than an incursion of zombies. By zombies, I mean Christian conservatives, of course. The enemy. The people who herded America right off a cliff. You want a tribal war? Fine, just remember though… you ain’t in my tribe.