Comments on: Editorial: What About the Virgins? http://exiledonline.com/editorial-what-about-the-virgins/ All the news not fit to print: Gary Brecher the War Nerd, Mark Ames, Yasha Levine, Eileen Jones and the rest of Team eXiled Thu, 24 May 2012 05:30:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: James http://exiledonline.com/editorial-what-about-the-virgins/comment-page-1/#comment-6081 James Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:34:31 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=7470#comment-6081 They don't need to. If you had a harem of seven sixteen year old girls resident in your bed your lifestyle would make John Lennon look like the model of active living. But you don't. Which is why each morning you drive yourself from beneath the covers with a fantasy that THIS DAY, yes THIS one, will be the day that you finally muster the courage to hurl your worthless carcass of your city's tallest bridge. Then never do. They don’t need to. If you had a harem of seven sixteen year old girls resident in your bed your lifestyle would make John Lennon look like the model of active living.

But you don’t. Which is why each morning you drive yourself from beneath the covers with a fantasy that THIS DAY, yes THIS one, will be the day that you finally muster the courage to hurl your worthless carcass of your city’s tallest bridge.

Then never do.

]]> By: captain america http://exiledonline.com/editorial-what-about-the-virgins/comment-page-1/#comment-5908 captain america Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:43:22 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=7470#comment-5908 no fire- or acid-based attacks needed here to keep me from regenerating severed limbs. you've seriously never found a middle-aged woman sexy? you really think life's over after you get too old for teenage chicks (especially the chubby, vaguely gangsta ones we have nowadays in the states)? that's not as sad as dolan's nuclear winter piece, but still, it's pretty sad. seriously, how do you people find the will to get out of bed in the morning? no fire- or acid-based attacks needed here to keep me from regenerating severed limbs.

you’ve seriously never found a middle-aged woman sexy? you really think life’s over after you get too old for teenage chicks (especially the chubby, vaguely gangsta ones we have nowadays in the states)? that’s not as sad as dolan’s nuclear winter piece, but still, it’s pretty sad.

seriously, how do you people find the will to get out of bed in the morning?

]]> By: eric http://exiledonline.com/editorial-what-about-the-virgins/comment-page-1/#comment-5881 eric Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:35:42 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=7470#comment-5881 when captain america gets the first bite, it's safe to say i'm already posting in a troll thread. when captain america gets the first bite, it’s safe to say i’m already posting in a troll thread.

]]> By: captain america http://exiledonline.com/editorial-what-about-the-virgins/comment-page-1/#comment-5850 captain america Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:38:31 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=7470#comment-5850 i kind of see what you're saying here. still, on the other hand, there are times when 45-year-old maureen from accounting who has somehow managed to hold on to her looks in spite of her age, a few kids, and being american seems way more desireable than any 16-year-old girl i can think of, even from my days in ukraine. maybe i've stumbled on another difference between the evil, happy, randian nationalist and the good, miserable, leftist exile staffer? i kind of see what you’re saying here. still, on the other hand, there are times when 45-year-old maureen from accounting who has somehow managed to hold on to her looks in spite of her age, a few kids, and being american seems way more desireable than any 16-year-old girl i can think of, even from my days in ukraine.

maybe i’ve stumbled on another difference between the evil, happy, randian nationalist and the good, miserable, leftist exile staffer?

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