anyway, i guess the only thing you limeys have done right lately is grow righteous weed and come up with acid jazz. other than that your women are fuck ugly, everyday looks depressing with a chance of suicide, there are no guns to defend yourselves with, your cars suck ass, everything is over-priced, you have a farce ‘monarchy’ and you’re as much as a joke as the u.s. is. i could go on and on.

yeah you’re right, our media is dominated by bullshit british actors and various media personalities, but who the fuck cares? the majority are the idiots who watch it and i refuse to partake in any trash on t.v. anymore.. unless if it’s on dvd and it’s ‘the wire’ or ‘star trek’…

one thing i’ll agree on is yes, fuck bud light and coors and all that other piss nasty shit used to lubricate most american’s downfall into an eternal stupor, not to mention a taste in terrible beers. i’m sure if you and i sat down and had quite a few(delicious) beers, it would be a conversation for the decade, and personally, i would totally dig that. we all suck, we’re all wrong and nationalism teaches us to hate people we don’t know. i just love arguing.

So many corrections to makes but here’s just a few…
Firstly it’s YOU LOT that spell incorrectly – the language is called English not American so I think we might know what we’re doing. Yeah and we really haven’t produced a significant cultural influence in the last 50 years! Arts, media and music are dominated by Brits – the Beatles were pretty big I hear, and how come every lead actor in a US drama is British now? Simon Cowell also dominates US TV too…

“Soccer” is the biggest sport in the world – we invented it. Stick to your insular sports that no-one else gets, never mind plays.

And the quality of the beer, ha! Bud and all the other US beers taste of weak p1ss mixed (badly) with water. We have quality beer here – why not come over and try it before you make prejudicial judgments about Britain? Ar$ehol£!

RIP John Lennon, the Rolling Stones, the Who

Horatio Nelson, however, threatens to burn Danish POW’s alive if the Danes do not cease fire.

Six years later the Brits are back in force, and to the horror of the world opinion, firebombs Copenhagen in a precursor to the WWII RAF strategy of delberately targeting civilians.

And regarding misspellings, well Americans seem to shorten words they’ve got from England, because the current ones were too complicated for the average American Joe.

on the other hand, topics regarding ugly women, and horrible eating habits are true.

Techno, just so you know, was invented by African Americans from Detroit via the Chicago House scene.

But yes, the British popularised “raving”, but I would count that as for them. Can you blame them for needing such an escape given the quality of life most Britons enjoy otherwise? I just wish they’d keep it in Britain.

1- Privatise public wealth.
2- Give it to irresponsible gamblers.
3- Reduce taxes on the rich.
4- ???
5- Bankrupcy!

If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing? What is with pneumonia and other P words. Evey teenager tries to be cool, which is anyway stupid thing to be..

If only the Indians had conquered the rest of the world, the Devanagari script is so highly scientific and logical… hey even Arabic is not so bad

J Barbour jackets. Check them out. Oil Cloth is better than leather I sware it. And you are unlikely to get mugged for your jacket. Think of it as depression wear. Fake leather looks stupid(you know who I am talking about), buy real oil cloth for the same money.

Stilton cheese

Morgan Motor Co: http://www.morgan-motor.co.uk/

(I do not think all that much of the Rolls, esp the post war mass produced identical bodies, Morgan is the real thing though)

Sten guns and specifically P.A. Luty’s homemade sten gun books. Can you Roo-shans make an AK with stuff you find around the house. Nuty Luty can make a sten gun from metal scrap? (disclaimer: bullets must be found around the house)

http://www.thehomegunsmith.com/aboutauthor.shtml

AGA four oven cooker. I have never owned one because they are like $15000 and I have never lived in a house with floors that could support one.

Female MMA figher Rosi Sexton, or something like that.

Chick-lit, you know like the Brontes and that other woman too.

Gosh there is just so much.

Women, I like the celtic thing, but maybe I am thinking Ireland/Scotland.

Brompton Bicycles. Come on you like Brommies. Moultons too.

Sex Pistols, and amazingly Sid Vicous(you don’t do the credits on good’fellas for nothing). Compare with Borodin:)

Britain is worth seeing as it is the first country to experience the industrial revolution. Check out the Naval exibition at portsmouth. Sure it is faded glory, but at least it is not rubble like ancient ruins.

It is also the first nation to conciously replace its dominant ethnic group with anyone else. History sir that is history.

On the negative side:

You forgot the 2012 Olympics, which will be predictably catastophic, especially if UK devolves further. I think exiled should comment regularlly on the fiasco.