Comments on: Film Review: Twilight and the Attack of the Vegetarian Vampires http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/ All the news not fit to print: Gary Brecher the War Nerd, Mark Ames, Yasha Levine, Eileen Jones and the rest of Team eXiled Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:26:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Ingde http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-14003 Ingde Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:13:13 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-14003 Oh, this is the best laugh I've had. Disco vampires! I read Twilight and at times I felt 15 but for the most part my 40 year old self was waiting for that darker edge that never appeared. Suppose that's why I read it to the end. Oh, perhaps the best laugh I have had was at the dialogue. The film? Fast forwarded to the end. Lucky I read the book, eh? Looking forward to "Let the Right One in". Oh, this is the best laugh I’ve had. Disco vampires!

I read Twilight and at times I felt 15 but for the most part my 40 year old self was waiting for that darker edge that never appeared. Suppose that’s why I read it to the end. Oh, perhaps the best laugh I have had was at the dialogue. The film? Fast forwarded to the end. Lucky I read the book, eh? Looking forward to “Let the Right One in”.

]]> By: JM http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-5279 JM Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:35:15 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-5279 #8 is right - Let the Right One In is one of the best 'vampire' movies I've ever seen (and one of the best movies I've seen so far this year). It would also be the appropriate movie for those seventh graders that you say need the type of tripe served out in Twilight. On an emotional level, I think they would find much more of a connection with the loneliness of Oskar and Eli in Let the Right One In. #8 is right - Let the Right One In is one of the best ‘vampire’ movies I’ve ever seen (and one of the best movies I’ve seen so far this year). It would also be the appropriate movie for those seventh graders that you say need the type of tripe served out in Twilight. On an emotional level, I think they would find much more of a connection with the loneliness of Oskar and Eli in Let the Right One In.

]]> By: Sharon http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-3990 Sharon Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:49:37 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-3990 I'm assuming I'm older than you, but I still love Bela's Dracula (and Dwight Frye's Renfield)...they're creepy. Anyway, I just thought I would point out that Bela did not wear fangs. I believe the only one who hasn't.? I’m assuming I’m older than you, but I still love Bela’s Dracula (and Dwight Frye’s Renfield)…they’re creepy.
Anyway, I just thought I would point out that Bela did not wear fangs. I believe the only one who hasn’t.?

]]> By: coffee http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-2872 coffee Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:00:37 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-2872 i don't understand what is the appeal of Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight), his nose looks funny to me i don’t understand what is the appeal of Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight), his nose looks funny to me

]]> By: Dull http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-826 Dull Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:09:54 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-826 True Blood is the riveting tale of two people exchanging tense stares. What the hell kind of movie expert cites Hannah Montana as the prime example of teenage girls deciding what movies get made? Titanic anyone? True Blood is the riveting tale of two people exchanging tense stares.

What the hell kind of movie expert cites Hannah Montana as the prime example of teenage girls deciding what movies get made? Titanic anyone?

]]> By: Useless 2 Society http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-659 Useless 2 Society Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:46:20 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-659 Bram Stoker's novel was a subtle comment on Syphillis, which was rife in Victorian England. Dracula was that handsome, hateful creep (like that French exchange student) thanks to whom you couldn't get a date. Meanwhile he treated women like shit and gave them the clap. (At that time hated East European refugees were streaming into England) Sounds like a good description of this tofu sucker. God, if I had immortality, I can think of lots more interesting places to live than some Midwestern mall-town. And I certainly wouldn't put myself through high school again, not for anything. Bram Stoker’s novel was a subtle comment on Syphillis, which was rife in Victorian England.

Dracula was that handsome, hateful creep (like that French exchange student) thanks to whom you couldn’t get a date. Meanwhile he treated women like shit and gave them the clap. (At that time hated East European refugees were streaming into England)

Sounds like a good description of this tofu sucker. God, if I had immortality, I can think of lots more interesting places to live than some Midwestern mall-town. And I certainly wouldn’t put myself through high school again, not for anything.

]]> By: Arthur http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-630 Arthur Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:01:22 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-630 In a professional capacity, I ended up seeing the first and last half hours of this garbage. I thought, "Drain the bitch already." He had on more makeup than KISS. "Twilight" also has perhaps the gayest fight sequence ever. If it were on UPN, it would get cancelled after 1 season. In a professional capacity, I ended up seeing the first and last half hours of this garbage. I thought, “Drain the bitch already.” He had on more makeup than KISS. “Twilight” also has perhaps the gayest fight sequence ever. If it were on UPN, it would get cancelled after 1 season.

]]> By: Tam http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-567 Tam Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:37:38 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-567 The campaign to get the kudos that are due to Romero's Martin starts here! (and, his other unappreciated film The Crazies, while we're at it) The campaign to get the kudos that are due to Romero’s Martin starts here! (and, his other unappreciated film The Crazies, while we’re at it)

]]> By: shadowyjuan http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-559 shadowyjuan Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:27:13 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-559 This may be the greatest movie review I have ever read! My fangs were protruding with delight the whole time I was reading this! You, my dear, have the undyi...er, eternal support of the undead community. In a cruel,tragic irony...it would seem that vampires are officially on life-support. This may be the greatest movie review I have ever read! My fangs were protruding with delight the whole time I was reading this!
You, my dear, have the undyi…er, eternal support of the undead community.

In a cruel,tragic irony…it would seem that vampires are officially on life-support.

]]> By: timbo http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-558 timbo Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:05:14 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-558 The vampire genre isn't dead. Let the right one in is a fantastic film made in Sweden which has a number of awesome elements that would make American audiences uncomfortable. The vampire genre isn’t dead. Let the right one in is a fantastic film made in Sweden which has a number of awesome elements that would make American audiences uncomfortable.

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