Comments on: Film Review: Twilight and the Attack of the Vegetarian Vampires http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/ All the news not fit to print: Gary Brecher the War Nerd, Mark Ames, Yasha Levine, Eileen Jones and the rest of Team eXiled Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:04:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: anusha http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-29128 anusha Mon, 21 Mar 2011 05:26:07 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-29128 i just love twilight saga all parts and it is my dream to meet robert pattinson and kristean stewert in my real life exept in reel life i just love twilight saga all parts and it is my dream to meet robert pattinson and kristean stewert in my real life exept in reel life

]]> By: shailja gupta http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-28093 shailja gupta Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:43:58 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-28093 i like twilight movie v. v much specially the love story between a girl and a vampire . i have seen all the parts of the twilight and waiting for the 4 th part to come . i like specially the character of edward cullen & bella . they both are amazing . they both are a perfect match in reality . there both look great together in off screen & on screen . that 's all i have to say . i like twilight movie v. v much specially the love story between a girl and a vampire . i have seen all the parts of the twilight and waiting for the 4 th part to come .
i like specially the character of edward cullen & bella . they both are amazing . they both are a perfect match in reality . there both look great together in off screen & on screen . that ‘s all i have to say .

]]> By: darakhsha http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-27447 darakhsha Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:08:28 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-27447 My favorite picture twilight saga moon and bella or edward I love you My favorite picture twilight saga moon and bella or edward I love you

]]> By: peach http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-25417 peach Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:12:38 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-25417 what about 'fido' the mom seems to have fallen in love with a zombie...that's more retarded than zombie what about ‘fido’ the mom seems to have fallen in love with a zombie…that’s more retarded than zombie

]]> By: caitlin wheatley http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-24361 caitlin wheatley Sun, 12 Sep 2010 13:05:30 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-24361 i love twilight i love twilight

]]> By: Selbine http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-24153 Selbine Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:50:23 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-24153 I love twilight.It is my favorute film.:) I love twilight.It is my favorute film.:)

]]> By: Ingde http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-14003 Ingde Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:13:13 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-14003 Oh, this is the best laugh I've had. Disco vampires! I read Twilight and at times I felt 15 but for the most part my 40 year old self was waiting for that darker edge that never appeared. Suppose that's why I read it to the end. Oh, perhaps the best laugh I have had was at the dialogue. The film? Fast forwarded to the end. Lucky I read the book, eh? Looking forward to "Let the Right One in". Oh, this is the best laugh I’ve had. Disco vampires!

I read Twilight and at times I felt 15 but for the most part my 40 year old self was waiting for that darker edge that never appeared. Suppose that’s why I read it to the end. Oh, perhaps the best laugh I have had was at the dialogue. The film? Fast forwarded to the end. Lucky I read the book, eh? Looking forward to “Let the Right One in”.

]]> By: JM http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-5279 JM Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:35:15 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-5279 #8 is right - Let the Right One In is one of the best 'vampire' movies I've ever seen (and one of the best movies I've seen so far this year). It would also be the appropriate movie for those seventh graders that you say need the type of tripe served out in Twilight. On an emotional level, I think they would find much more of a connection with the loneliness of Oskar and Eli in Let the Right One In. #8 is right – Let the Right One In is one of the best ‘vampire’ movies I’ve ever seen (and one of the best movies I’ve seen so far this year). It would also be the appropriate movie for those seventh graders that you say need the type of tripe served out in Twilight. On an emotional level, I think they would find much more of a connection with the loneliness of Oskar and Eli in Let the Right One In.

]]> By: Sharon http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-3990 Sharon Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:49:37 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-3990 I'm assuming I'm older than you, but I still love Bela's Dracula (and Dwight Frye's Renfield)...they're creepy. Anyway, I just thought I would point out that Bela did not wear fangs. I believe the only one who hasn't.? I’m assuming I’m older than you, but I still love Bela’s Dracula (and Dwight Frye’s Renfield)…they’re creepy.
Anyway, I just thought I would point out that Bela did not wear fangs. I believe the only one who hasn’t.?

]]> By: coffee http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-2872 coffee Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:00:37 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-2872 i don't understand what is the appeal of Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight), his nose looks funny to me i don’t understand what is the appeal of Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight), his nose looks funny to me

]]> By: Dull http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-826 Dull Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:09:54 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-826 True Blood is the riveting tale of two people exchanging tense stares. What the hell kind of movie expert cites Hannah Montana as the prime example of teenage girls deciding what movies get made? Titanic anyone? True Blood is the riveting tale of two people exchanging tense stares.

What the hell kind of movie expert cites Hannah Montana as the prime example of teenage girls deciding what movies get made? Titanic anyone?

]]> By: Useless 2 Society http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-659 Useless 2 Society Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:46:20 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-659 Bram Stoker's novel was a subtle comment on Syphillis, which was rife in Victorian England. Dracula was that handsome, hateful creep (like that French exchange student) thanks to whom you couldn't get a date. Meanwhile he treated women like shit and gave them the clap. (At that time hated East European refugees were streaming into England) Sounds like a good description of this tofu sucker. God, if I had immortality, I can think of lots more interesting places to live than some Midwestern mall-town. And I certainly wouldn't put myself through high school again, not for anything. Bram Stoker’s novel was a subtle comment on Syphillis, which was rife in Victorian England.

Dracula was that handsome, hateful creep (like that French exchange student) thanks to whom you couldn’t get a date. Meanwhile he treated women like shit and gave them the clap. (At that time hated East European refugees were streaming into England)

Sounds like a good description of this tofu sucker. God, if I had immortality, I can think of lots more interesting places to live than some Midwestern mall-town. And I certainly wouldn’t put myself through high school again, not for anything.

]]> By: Arthur http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-630 Arthur Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:01:22 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-630 In a professional capacity, I ended up seeing the first and last half hours of this garbage. I thought, "Drain the bitch already." He had on more makeup than KISS. "Twilight" also has perhaps the gayest fight sequence ever. If it were on UPN, it would get cancelled after 1 season. In a professional capacity, I ended up seeing the first and last half hours of this garbage. I thought, “Drain the bitch already.” He had on more makeup than KISS. “Twilight” also has perhaps the gayest fight sequence ever. If it were on UPN, it would get cancelled after 1 season.

]]> By: Tam http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-567 Tam Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:37:38 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-567 The campaign to get the kudos that are due to Romero's Martin starts here! (and, his other unappreciated film The Crazies, while we're at it) The campaign to get the kudos that are due to Romero’s Martin starts here! (and, his other unappreciated film The Crazies, while we’re at it)

]]> By: shadowyjuan http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-559 shadowyjuan Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:27:13 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-559 This may be the greatest movie review I have ever read! My fangs were protruding with delight the whole time I was reading this! You, my dear, have the undyi...er, eternal support of the undead community. In a cruel,tragic irony...it would seem that vampires are officially on life-support. This may be the greatest movie review I have ever read! My fangs were protruding with delight the whole time I was reading this!
You, my dear, have the undyi…er, eternal support of the undead community.

In a cruel,tragic irony…it would seem that vampires are officially on life-support.

]]> By: timbo http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-558 timbo Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:05:14 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-558 The vampire genre isn't dead. Let the right one in is a fantastic film made in Sweden which has a number of awesome elements that would make American audiences uncomfortable. The vampire genre isn’t dead. Let the right one in is a fantastic film made in Sweden which has a number of awesome elements that would make American audiences uncomfortable.

]]> By: Shaye Horwitz http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-553 Shaye Horwitz Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:39:19 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-553 There's always Hellsing, for the manga-literate at least. There’s always Hellsing, for the manga-literate at least.

]]> By: Delfosse http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-552 Delfosse Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:19:58 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-552 Just try googling "how do i become a vampire", you'll find lot of forums where hundreds of kids claim to be actual vampires. And they raise serious subjects like "the government is looking for us", "should we turn other people without their permission", etc... Basically, I saw it coming. Just try googling “how do i become a vampire”, you’ll find lot of forums where hundreds of kids claim to be actual vampires. And they raise serious subjects like “the government is looking for us”, “should we turn other people without their permission”, etc…
Basically, I saw it coming.

]]> By: grin http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-551 grin Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:00:30 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-551 Vampires and Romero zombies are close to the same thing. If you go back to Vampire folklore (which I did as a kid) you find out that before Bram Stoker got to them vampires were pretty mindless eating machines. Even Stoker's vampire wasn't a complex, witty conversationalist. He was a thug, barely able to pass as human... and that was just Dracula, his wives basically couldn't pass for human. On the other hand, if you go back to zombie folklore, they were only slightly creepy. They didn't eat people. Scary zombie stories ended up being like a 1950's Vault of Horror Comic in which the naive native, sad for his plantation boss when his beautiful wife dies, resurrects her as a zombie who acts affectionate to her husband even as her flesh sloths off because she's just a mindless automaton. Of course, if you wanted a soap opera monster, you had Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster, who could probably hang out with Anne Rice's vampires at Angstfest 2008. Vampires and Romero zombies are close to the same thing. If you go back to Vampire folklore (which I did as a kid) you find out that before Bram Stoker got to them vampires were pretty mindless eating machines.

Even Stoker’s vampire wasn’t a complex, witty conversationalist. He was a thug, barely able to pass as human… and that was just Dracula, his wives basically couldn’t pass for human.

On the other hand, if you go back to zombie folklore, they were only slightly creepy. They didn’t eat people. Scary zombie stories ended up being like a 1950′s Vault of Horror Comic in which the naive native, sad for his plantation boss when his beautiful wife dies, resurrects her as a zombie who acts affectionate to her husband even as her flesh sloths off because she’s just a mindless automaton.

Of course, if you wanted a soap opera monster, you had Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein’s Monster, who could probably hang out with Anne Rice’s vampires at Angstfest 2008.

]]> By: Kilted http://exiledonline.com/film-review-twilight-and-the-attack-of-the-vegetarian-vampires/comment-page-1/#comment-545 Kilted Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:33:04 +0000 http://exiledonline.com/?p=2058#comment-545 30 Days of Night? Just plain' old killin' vampires. 30 Days of Night? Just plain’ old killin’ vampires.

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