Comments on: Mad Midget 2: Matthew Vadum Yaps With A Vengeance

By: skinny welsh git

skinny welsh git — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:04:05 +0000

He is bloody marvelous, is Mark. But he’s no Jonny Chen.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:36:34 +0000

Oh, beautiful. The man who, a short while ago, was castigating you for your malicious personal attacks on McArdle is now calling you a “fascist-loving Eurotrash wannabe.”

What an asshole.

By: Jyp

Jyp — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:39:35 +0000

Oh. He’s a fucking midget. I thought he was standing there with a couple of really tall skinny broads. Like models or something. Well, a non-homosexual Republican! Holy shit! And Ames.. “Eurotrash”.. huh? I thought Mark was some kind of frat boy CIA line rider, ie., way out there on the edges of their turf, possibly going half-rogue or something. Someday the Company will have to send a Captain Willard out to the Big Giant Head in the jungle to correct a defection. No? Aw, you guys rock.

By: Palmer Eldritch

Palmer Eldritch — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:12:59 +0000

I cannot understand what it is that causes so many perpetually adolescent slow learners from the conservative movement to squat on and around the classics as they do.

Somehow, it seems that they get the idea that a guy with a weak personality and no intellectual talent can bull his way to a reputation for subtlety and erudition by dedicating himself to the study of Latin and Greek, and peppering his speech and writing, (and arms?) with italicized quotes.

However it happens, every Classics department seems to have at least one Vadum type haunting it at all times, and in prose comp he never fails to write a poem about how thankful he is to his father.

By: blowback

blowback — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:21:03 +0000

Haven’t you got any photos of Matthew Vadum with Brigette Bardot and Jane Fonda ‘cos he was married to both of them (not concurrently of course) back in the day?

What about a picture with Pamela Artless Juggs, the Ayn Rand wannabe?

By: par4

par4 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:45:13 +0000

Waffendwarf,you should copyright that one.

By: Larry Craig

Larry Craig — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:30:40 +0000

Somebody just tap me an invite? Which stall?
Vadum, you little hunka achondroplasiac buttbait, that was you, wunnit? Jeez, man….

By: jajagenau

jajagenau — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:58:59 +0000

Hitchens at 1:30. Who’s that at 1:54? He doesn’t seem to be too thrilled sitting next to Vadum.

What I find strange about Carpenter’s wedding is how empty the church seems to be.

By: WE

WE — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:55:50 +0000

Fucks like Vadum are simply mercenaries, they are far less defined by actual beliefs than greed and pathological antipathy for the other. What people like him, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and the rest of the talk radio/think tank cabal have in common is that they are laying the foundations for civil war, though if war/civil uprising actually comes to pass they will be playing the entertainment we never intended to promote violence card right up until the end (unless their side wins of course, then they’ll be having Keith Olbermann skull fuck parties in a bathtub full of Coulter’s piss). Vadum doesn’t look like a stranger to speed addled prostitute strap-on fucks, just wait for the video, if it could happen to Larry Craig, it could happen to you.

By: hyperbolus

hyperbolus — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:47:44 +0000

In short, a fascist world. He accuses you of being Bruno, because he wants Bruno, wants to be Bruno. If only you would agree to meet him in Central Park after dark, he’d be your very best friend.

By: Juhi

Juhi — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:45:31 +0000

Anyone else notice that Amanda Carpenter wasn’t wearing white to her own wedding? Looks like someone wasn’t as big a proponent of abstinence as the rest of her fellow right wingers.

By: no he's not

no he's not — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:32:30 +0000

If Mark Ames is a “progressive” then I’m a chile relleno. A lot of progressives make a living oozing contempt for the natives? He’s more of Republican Kurtz gone off the reservation.

By: withnail

withnail — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:39:27 +0000

Loved the Starship Troopers reference. Of course the important point of ST is this: the bugs were the good guys. (Did I read that here?)

The Mad Midget would probably have felt right at home wearing SS uniforms with Doogie Howser and raping brain bugs for fun.

By: captain america

captain america — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:41:52 +0000

lol

By: Flozzi

Flozzi — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:48:05 +0000

Mark,

I am amazed you invest so much time in writing personal attack articles. The result is beautiful (and superbly researched, it seems), I am just worried that you might be wasting your talents.

That said, can we suggest targets for such write-ups?

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:38:02 +0000

Why is everyone in Anglo-Saxon politics either hideous, freakish or both?

The sooner we get some soveriegn democracy the better: porn stars in the Parliaments and a shirtless Putin clone living it up like the virile fuhrer. ‘Til that happy day, keep on breaking the debating society rules these freaks enforce with the exquisite old eXile style on display here!

By: Aaarrggh

Aaarrggh — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:13:49 +0000

A progressive with balls. You’re my new role model, sir.

By: s.

s. — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:00:29 +0000

This is absolutely wonderful.

By: X

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:38:51 +0000

Beautiful, Mark, just beautiful. Please keep up the excellent work.

By: chance mcgee

chance mcgee — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:29:13 +0000

Any idea as to whether Terrence Scanlon is related to Michael Scanlon, the Delay/Abramoff crony?