Comments on: Mary Jo Kopechne On Sen. Ted Kennedy’s Tragic Death: An eXiled Online eXclusive!

By: Drunken Economist

Drunken Economist — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 13:22:55 +0000

Funny. I hate the Chappa-killah because he killed a girl. And has been a liability to the American people ever since.

Seriously, every time we elect a Kennedy or a Bush to office we get EXACTLY what we deserve.

By: Frank McG

Frank McG — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:47:08 +0000

You can’t honestly tell me that anyone as hateful as all these Ted Kennedy haters actually give a shit about the girl. They hate Ted because he was a democrat, and they ESPECIALLY hate him because he was one of the most prominent and influential.

Just ask yourself: had Cheney ended up killing his hunting buddy, would these same people have just as much undying venom for him? Of course not. Cheney was “their” team, and Ted was the “other”.

One may or may not have committed vehicular manslaughter 40 years ago but went on to champion countless causes for the underprivileged. The other never directly killed anyone (only because he deferred out of Vietnam multiple times) but went on to start a war on false pretenses that sent more Americans to their deaths than 9/11.

By: pete

pete — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:50:01 +0000

A big fuck you to all Ted Kennedy fellaters, may you all suffer under the evils that he brought upon those others that you don’t give a shit about.

By: CB

CB — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:53:00 +0000

Damn, am I the only one here who thought that this was hi-LAR-ious, but doesn’t hate Ted Kennedy?

By: Bane

Bane — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:47:03 +0000

Kennedy was a pig and a bastard. I knew the old owner of La Brasserie where he and Chris Dodd sandwiched the waitress in the upstairs private dining room.

The last time I saw Kennedy in person was in the Dirksen building on Capitol Hill in 2001 where he was trudging down the hallway with a sizeable entourage of 20-something babes posing as legislative aids. Got to give him credit for that, but nothing else.

Thanks to Exile for remembering Mary Jo…none of our media outlets seem to.

By: jindi

jindi — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:41:46 +0000

Ha! Killer article. Fuck the Kennedys.

By: gang hobomaker

gang hobomaker — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:11:10 +0000

murdure!! murdure!!!
nothing better than pissin on a grand parade, from left to right and back again. rich boy justice rules.
anyway, that party sucked at the end. and that kopek girl was cheap – get it?

By: Dark Sense of Humor

Dark Sense of Humor — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:01:16 +0000

Gaydolf Titler, suck it. Didn’t you get your ass kicked in ’44, that’s 1944?

On the article, I thought the article was hilarious. I knew they would have a one-liner of actual text. Ted Kennedy could have done a shitload more in the Senate with his reputation, had he not been such a coward.

Yeah I said it. The Exiled and Ted Kennedy stand for the same thing. But the Exiled has balls and Ted Kennedy had power. This a brilliant way of making a point: most of the “lions” in the Senate have no balls.

You know guys, maybe the line:

GET ME OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!

refers not just to Ted Kennedy. Maybe, just maybe, it’s the Exiled asking American People to start giving a shit about their own pathetic lines so that Ames would have something better to report, than “the American Middle Class keeps on getting ass-raped”!

By: adolphhitler

adolphhitler — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:48:49 +0000

fuck that whore mary-jo…she got what she deserved

By: Grace Nearing

Grace Nearing — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:02:05 +0000

This is why those who hate Ted Kennedy hate him: he got away with violating the dead girl/live boy rule. As to why (some) Americans are more upset about dead dogs (Vicks) than dead girls, it goes like this, circa 1969 double-standard morality: dumb drunk bitch going off with dumb drunk rich playboy senator got what she deserved.

By: Plamen Petkov

Plamen Petkov — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:00:55 +0000

kinda shortie. You could have been a LOT more detailed and maybe examined his voting record and showed us if he really was the “great man” they are making him to be. One thing is certain: nice government jobs with great benefits are damn hard to find and once you get it you do NOT let go until death. Since 1962, ey? Musta been nice.

By: mx?

mx? — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:57:35 +0000

they had me at “Glurg-glurg-glrbbl”.

By: Obvious

Obvious — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:20:07 +0000

Wait! Makaroni closed?! WTF!!!

By: Geemush Pomah

Geemush Pomah — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:12:25 +0000

Quite frankly I am more concerned that my favorite Italian pectahpah in Moscow closed.
Makaroni! Great Pumpkin Soup, excellent Calzonnes and the Profiteroles were to die for. Who gives a rats ass about Ted Kennedy. I have owned dogs who were more devout Catholics.
The Kowboj

By: Groovius Maximus

Groovius Maximus — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:19:12 +0000

That was beautiful. Classic stuff straight out of the back issues.

If you don’t like it, then close the page and read the next article. Or go to a different website.

By: WE

WE — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:00:09 +0000

And not only for that hour and day were reason and conscience darkened in this man, who, more than all the other participants in this affair, bore upon himself the whole weight of what was happening; but never to the end of his life was he able to understand goodness, or beauty, or truth, or the meaning of his own actions, which were too much the opposite of goodness and truth, and too far removed from everything human for him to be able to grasp their meaning. He could not renounce his actions, extolled by half the world, and therefore he had to renounce truth and goodness and everything human.

By: Sin Froneres

Sin Froneres — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:25:03 +0000

@34 Because we are all in the same timezone, yes?

By: Judy Ahern

Judy Ahern — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:08:15 +0000

I can’t wait to see the interview with the 17 year old boy Laura Bush killed when she was also 17. He was her former boyfriend. Accident? Sure.

By: EJK

EJK — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:16:36 +0000

And fuck Cal the pimple dick who has nothing better to do than jack-off on his keyboard at 5:25 in the morning.

Such hate. Maybe in your next “life” you’ll be the one getting the beautiful girls, instead of just your hand.

By: Cal

Cal — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:25:23 +0000

Fuck Ted Kennedy – he was exactly what the Exile says – a fucking coward and a rich, bitch, hypocrite. Caught twice cheating at Harvard, set up with a safe position during the Korean War in Paris by his rich bootlegging Daddy, a notorious mean drunk, and a killer. His only accomplishment – spending other peoples’ money while the Kennedy’s hid theirs behind elaborate tax shelters.