According to Pulitzer Prize-seeking reporter Clifford Levy of the New York Times, Russia still turns off its hot water to apartments for a month every summer. It’s the kind of scoop that has made Levy a star in his field, and made fans of people like this provincial dyevushka shown here, saying, “Meester Levy, in Rasha ve varm up ze cold deerty vater vis our hot rashan bodeez. Vont you pleez join me, m’m?”
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