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SHOW TIMES
All films shown in Russian, except
those marked * (subtitled) and as
otherwise indicated.
AMERICAN HOUSE OF CINEMA
Radisson-Slavjanskaya Hotel
M: Kievskaya, 941-8747
(All films in English; Russian translation
by headphones Tues.-Sun.)
The Grinch
Dec. 21: 18.00; Dec. 22:
18.00; Dec. 23: 14.00; Dec. 24: 14.00;
Dec. 25: 18.00; Dec. 26: 18.00; Dec. 27:
18.00
DOME CINEMA
18/1 Olympisky prospekt
M: Prospekt Mira, 91-9873
(All films in English; Russian translation
by headphones Tues.-Sun.)
Dinosaur Dec. 23: 17.00
Unbreakable Dec. 22: 19.00, 23.30;
Dec. 23: 21.30; Dec. 24: 19.00; Dec. 26, Dec. 27
The Sixth Day Dec. 22: 17.30, 21.15; Dec. 23: 19.00,
23.45; Dec. 24: 21.30; Dec. 26, Dec. 27
Cell Dec. 28-Dec. 30
PUSHKINSKY CINEMA
2 Pushkinskaya ploshchad
M: Pushkinskaya/Chechovskaya
229-2111; 299-7300
There the Heart
is Dec. 22: 18.30; Dec.
23: 18.30, Dec. 25: 16.00, Dec. 26: 18.30;
Dec. 27: 18.30; Dec. 28: 18.30; Dec. 29:
18.30; Dec. 30: 18.30; Dec. 31: 18.30;
Jan. 1: 18.30; Jan. 2: 18.30; Jan. 3:
18.30
Taxi II
Dec. 21: 16.30, 21.30, 23.30; Dec.
22: 11.00, 13.30, 16.00, 21.00, 23.30;
Dec. 23: 16.00, 21.00, 23.30; Dec. 25:
21.30, 23.30; Dec. 26: 16. 00, 21.00,
23.30; Dec. 27: 16. 00, 21.00, 23.30; Dec.
28: 16. 00, 21.00, 23.30; Dec. 29: 16. 00,
21.00, 23.30; Dec. 30: 16. 00, 21.00,
23.30; Dec. 31: 16.00; Jan. 1: 16. 00,
21.00, 23.30; Jan. 2: 16. 00, 21.00,
23.30; Jan. 3: 16. 00, 21.00, 23.30; Jan.
4: 16. 00, 21.00, 23.30
Rudolf, the Rednosed Reindeer
Dec. 23:
10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Dec. 25: 10.00,
12.00; Dec. 26: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Dec.
27: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Dec. 28: 10.00,
12.00, 14.00; Dec. 29: 10.00, 12.00,
14.00; Dec. 30: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Jan
1: 12.00, 14.00; Jan. 2: 10.00, 12.00,
14.00; Jan. 3: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Jan.
4: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Jan. 5: 10.00,
12.00, 14.00; Jan. 6: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00;
Jan. 7: 10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Jan. 8:
10.00, 12.00, 14.00; Jan. 9: 10.00, 12.00,
14.00
35 MM
47/24, Ul. Pokrovka
M: Krasnye Vorota, 917-54-92
Actors
Dec. 22: 9.00, 11.00, 15.00, 17.00,
19.00, 21.00, 1.00; Dec. 23: 9.00, 11.00,
15.00, 17.00, 19.00, 21.00, 1.00; Dec. 24:
9.00, 11.00, 15.00, 17.00, 19.00, 21.00,
1.00; Dec. 25: 9.00, 11.00, 15.00, 17.00,
19.00, 21.00, 1.00; Dec. 26: 9.00, 11.00,
15.00, 17.00, 19.00, 21.00, 1.00; Dec. 27:
9.00, 11.00, 15.00, 17.00, 19.00, 21.00,
1.00; Dec. 29: 9.00, 11.00, 13.00, 15.00,
17.00, 19.00, 21.00, 1.00; Dec. 30: 9.00,
11.00, 13.00, 15.00, 17.00, 19.00, 21.00,
1.00; Dec. 31: 9.00, 11.00, 13.00, 15.00,
17.00, 19.00, 21.00, 1.00
Nothing to Hide
Dec. 22:13.00, 23.00,
1.00; Dec. 23: 13.00, 23.00, 1.00; Dec.
24: 13.00, 23.00, 1.00; Dec. 25: 13.00,
23.00, 1.00; Dec. 26: 13.00, 23.00,
1.0023.00, 1.00; Dec. 27: 13.00, 23.00,
1.00
KODAK-KINOMIR
2, Nastasyinsky pereulok
M: Pushkinskaya/Chechovskaya,
209-4359
Highlander
IV Dec. 21-Dec. 27
Taxi II
Dec. 28-Dec. 31
UDARNIK
2, Ul. Serafimovicha M: Borovitskaya, 209-4359
Taxi
II Dec. 22: 11.00, 13.30, 17.30,
22.00; Dec. 23: 13.00, 17.30, 22.00; Dec.
24: 15.30, 17.30, 22.00; Dec. 25: 15.30,
17.30, 22.00; Dec. 26: 15.30, 17.30,
22.00; Dec. 27: 15.30, 17.30, 22.00; Dec.
28: 15.30, 17.30, 22.00; Dec. 30: 15.30,
17.30, 22.00; Dec. 31: 15.30, 17.30; Jan.
1: 15.30, 17.30; Jan. 2: 15.30, 17.30;
Jan. 3: 15.30, 17.30
There the Heart is
Dec. 22: 15.00, 19.30;
Dec. 23: 15.00, 19.30; Dec. 24: 19.30;
Jan. 1: 19.30; Jan. 2: 19.30; Jan. 3:
19.30
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There are some who might claim
that 2000 was a particularly bad year for the
cinema. And this may be true - that is, if you have the misfortune of being a
patriotic European.
Of course, it has long been conventional wisdom that Europe
is the traditional power in world cinema. Perhaps it is the seeming
unshakability of this conventional wisdom that has helped to disguise an
increasingly apparent shift in influence in the movie industry. While Europe -
with its endless asexual French love triangles, unintentionally androgynous
British identity crises, vapid Italian costume dramas, etc. - has gradually been
on the wane, American upstarts have been steadily making up ground.
Last year, a
series of movies - culminating with American Beauty's triumphant Oscar-night
triumph - made it clear that the American movie has finally arrived. In addition
to the Lynch-Lite of American Beauty, 1999 gave us the teen sex romp American
Pie, the Hughes Brothers' gripping documentary American Pimp, and of course the
true American Movie: American Movie: The Making of Northwestern . Although the
documentary about a fairly deluded beer-drinker and would-be Sundance auteur
from Wisconsin was correctly identified by the sensible as a sort of second-rate
Crumb with a less compelling subject, its imaginative and powerful title
nevertheless carried it over the top, making it a crossover indie flavor of the
month.
But as it has turned out, 1999 was merely a taste of things to come.
The year 2000 has truly proved to be the one in which the chickens of cinematic
taste, fashion, and influence have come home to roost. Mary Harron's long-
awaited adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's embarrassing novel American Psycho is
but the tip of the proverbial iceberg. A quick look at just some of the
"American" titles produced in the last year is sufficient to demonstrate how
quickly Hollywood has moved to solidify its place as the world's moviemaking
capital: The American Astronaut, American Babylon, American Dreamer: The High
Adventures of a Card-Counting Low Roller, American Gypsy, American Slices,
American Standard... not to mention two straight-to-video outings for
Spielberg's long-running Maus knockoff series An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night
Monster and The Treasure of Manhattan Island. Whoever said the sequel symbolizes
artistic death obviously ain't never been to the real Hollywood.
And let's not
overlook the further triumphs this past year of the true "American Girl," Mena
Suvari, who was such a key
element in the unexpected success of both American Beauty and American Pie. Of
course, the sex-romp-deflowering-farce in which she plays the daughter of porn
king Robert Loggia was sensibly renamed just prior to release from Live Virgin
to American Virgin. But perhaps even more indicative of her continued reign is
the unmistakable implication of the word "American" in Penelope Spheeris's
Loser, in which Suvari plays alongside fellow American Pie costar Jason Bigges
as an NYU coed who's banging hotshot lit professor Greg Kinnear (who,
incidentally, enjoys his finest film performance since Mystery Men).
Equally
important to the advances made by the "American Movie" in the year 2000 have
been the further steps taken in the documentary direction pioneered by
American Movie last year. On the one hand, the genre has boldly investigated
certain little-explored topics in U.S. history, from the aftermath of World War
II-era concentration camps in An American History: Resettlement of Japanese
Americans in Greater Cleveland to the pre-Brigham Young and pre-bigamy
bastardization of the Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints (i.e., the
Mormons) in the PBS-produced American Prophet: The Story of Joseph Smith.
And
then there's what is probably the truest indicator of the fledgling "American
Movie" genre's preternatural confidence - its new tendency toward self reflection
that shows up in a pair of documentaries about the "American Movie" industry
itself--The American Nightmare (featuring lengthy interviews with such classic
horror directors as John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tobe Hooper, John Landis, George
Romero, and even Canadian David Cronenberg) and Kevin Mukherji's American
Storytellers (which talks in depth with the likes of John McNaughton, John
Sayles, Harold Ramis, and Forest Whitaker). And let's not forget Joseph
Castelo's American Saint, in which the dreaded Woody Harrelson has the balls to
play himself (this factor, of course, being thankfully mitigated by star Vincent
Schiavelli, whom you might lovingly remember as the tall, droopy-eyed teacher
from 1980s teen classics such as Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Better off
Dead).
Need a second opinion on just how runaway-freight-train-popular the genre
is? Look no further than the former cinematic powers-turned sycophantic suck-ups
from across the sea. The above-mentioned American Virgin was directed by
Frenchman Jean-Pierre Marois, while American American is German director
Alexander Weimer ludicrously titled look at a "young American who checks out
German girls on his first day in Germany." And the critics complain that
Hollywood directors could use a little reality check.
Thankfully, the time has
finally come when an American director can walk haughtily down the red carpet a
European film festival and scoff: "Out of my way, plebes... I'm an American!"
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Christmas2000 Porno Remake Wishlist
Besides serving as much-needed entertainment state "pressure valves" to keep the
overworked and overstressed masses from beating their spouses, raping their
kids, or murdering their coworkers, each year's crop of blandly inoffensive,
commercially successful movies serves as an important source of inspiration for
the adult entertainment industry. Who, after all, can forget the unforgettable
Forrest Gump remake Forest of Plumpies or the evil doppelganger of Oscar-winner
Driving Miss Daisy, Wendeling Miss Daisy. Here then, is a wishlist of the porn
films we'd most like to see remade from some of the past year's more middling
but ultimately inoffensive films.
UNFAKEABLE. M. Night Shyamalan's long-awaited follow-up to The Sixth Sense is
recast as a tale of sexual awakening in which a tollbooth operator on
Philadelphia's Ben Franklin Bridge who is unable to fake an orgasm meets her
apparent soul mate in a 30-year-old comic book collector who still lives with
his parents and is utterly incapable of giving a woman pleasure. The inevitable
climactic "twist" comes in the form of the latter's crooked penis.
ALMOST HEINOUS. Cameron Crowe's autobiographical coming-of-age-on-the-road tale
becomes the story of a marginally famous rock star who will sleep with
absolutely anyone and his Quixotic search for the groupie so heinous that even
he won't bang her. Unlike Crowe's film, this one does-n't have a happy ending.
HIGH INFIDELITY. The wistful John Cusack flick about an aging vinyl-fetishist
record-store owner and his attempts to come to terms with maintaining a serious,
monogamous relationship actually requires little to transform it into full-blown
porn. A bit less dialogue and a few more scenes like the one where he scores
with local rocker Lisa Bonet would do the trick.
And one thing we don't have to wish for is this: TV's Ally McBeal has already
been lovingly remade as ALLY MCFEAL, available now on video. Unfortunately,
however, Robert Downey, Jr. does not star.
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