Cheers:

Spacious East German beer hall. Attracts somewhat older submerging middle-class Russians and expats.

Jeers:

An American with a mustache named "Ken" often seen groping young boys Rank third-rate whores.

Cover:

None

M:

Arbatskaya

Phone:

203-6936, 291-9079

Address:

Novy Arbat 19

Hours:

Rest:12.00-24.00, Bar: always

Cheers:

Got rid of the nightly cover charge, now only on Saturday nights. Good place to hang out and listen to live blues/jazz music. Friendly student-staff, relaxed atmosphere. Wide selection of beers. The place to hang after work, or to meet friends.

Jeers:

Sting played here, and got out alive.

Cover:

free except Saturdays, when it's 100R

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Tsvetnoi Bulvar

Phone:

299-8206.

Address:

Sadovaya-Samotechnaya 4/2

Hours:

12.00-2.00

Cheers:

Hot new Higgins-approved hangout features menu that tells you "you can not only get to know our girls, but even make friends with them". Heh-heh. Guess what that means? We saw the livestock, and they looked pretty okay to us. Strippers weekend nights at midnite, live muzak of the Bono variety at times. Cheap food and cheap beer.

Jeers:

Buffalo wings tasted like buffalo chips. Spare ribs spared flavor. Lots of wood, not just on us when the chicks came.

Cover:

100R

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Begovaya

Phone:

946-1026

Address:

Begovaya 22

Hours:

'til 5:00

Cheers:

eXile alert! Wednesday night expat after-work parties boasts free beer from 7-9PM as well as tons of dyevs looking to score with a foreigner. One of the few reliable weekday snake pits. Top eXile editor option for 4am bargain boaring. Now open 24 hours with user friendly 50% discounts until 9pm. Bathroom quickies not unheard of.

Jeers:

The better-looking boars are now asking for a Ben Franklin. Someone's gotta teach `em a lesson. We know it's close to Christm, as and all, but isn't the new decor just a little bit overboard? As Stuart Pratt once said, this place can be intimidating for sexless, progressive Canadian couples.

Cover:

60R ladies, 100R men daily (includes one drink)

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Kurskaya

Phone:

917-9986/-0150

Address:

Zemlyanoi Val 26

Hours:

always

Cheers:

Recent Saturday night checkup on Cabana revealed that the place is boppin-packed with "solidny" clients. Friday Ladies' Nights are packed with dyevs during the strip show. Come here with your reel and net and go fishin'! Strippers and whores like going here on their "night off". Deliciously colorful layout with two bars whipping up tropical cocktails, live music, and a separate super-delish restaurant. Has couches, TV monitors to watch bands. Eclectic crowd includes students, Africans, solidny types and decent babe factor. No cover.

Jeers:

Chicks can be business class-and $$$. Plastic palm leaves sometimes get in your face; main bar impossible to get to. Should charge a cover, but they don't. Empty on weekdays.

Cover:

No cover not ever.

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Tretyakovskaya

Phone:

238-5006/5017

Address:

Raushskaya Nab. #4

Hours:

Daily from 18.00 to 6.00

Cheers:

Quality new neighborhood pub done in the loveable British style and brought to you by veteran Brit-pub-pusher Chris, he of the original John Bull na Kutuzovsky fame. Includes top-notch Sunday evening unplugged concerts (Boris Grebenschikov kicked off the season here). Popular with after-work expats and re-emerging middle class Russians (ReEMRs). Wide selection of beers, restaurant features Brit and evropesky food, not prohibitively expensive either.

Jeers:

Closes too early for serious alcoholics. What is this, London or something? Chris seems to like Russian pop muzak. You may hear people parrot Churchill's famous "enigma wrapped in a riddle" line - throw your beer in their face if they do.

Cover:

Free

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Aeroport

Phone:

151-6710

Address:

Leningradsky Prospekt 66

Hours:

Daily 11am - 11pm

Cheers:

They just opened up a third-floor dance hall with the occasional strip tease. Has a pole. Could be a good alternative to the PJ's/XIII axis down the street. Cellar Irish pub with comfy woodsy furnishings. Extensive single-malt scotch menu at reasonable prices. 24-hours including $1 hangover menu from 5-7a.m.

Jeers:

If the ofitsanka recommends you to avoid the bar because Russians are belting out karaoke, listen to her. Has yet to attract reasonable amount of slutty dyevs.

Cover:

Free

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Chistye Prudy or Lubyanka

Phone:

92-304-92

Address:

Myasnitskaya 13

Hours:

24 hours

Cheers:

Moscow's premiere cigar bar/lounge has proved the post-Crisis naysayers wrong, packing in a loyal crowd as Smart as it is Pretentious (caps intentional). This place seems to be forever improving and refining its booze list, now has more wine & whiskey than ever. Gorgeous interior and comfy chairs and sofas that you'll never want to part with. Great selection of single-malt scotches. Walk-in humidor should impress upwardly aspiring dyevs, and the Cuban bartenders are said to make some wicked cocktails. Appropriately impressive toilets. Live jazz that doesn't suck. Low-key Thursday evening Ladies Night (25% off) said to be bringing in the babes - or at least whatever qualifies as babes among the Westernized yuppie set.

Jeers:

Change in management has resulted in the loss of their Modesto and Serbian representatives. We'll just have to wait and see how Embassy weathers this crisis. Probably not for our less well-heeled readers. Do you really like cigars? How about people who smoke them?

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Pushkinskaya

Phone:

229-7185

Address:

8/10 Bryusov Per., sort of between McDonald's on Gazetny Per., and the arch the next street up, through the small back street.

Hours:

24 hours

Cheers:

Well-designed pub/sports bar with numerous TVs showing Beavis & Butt-head. Staryi Melnik and Baltika on tap and home-cooked Russian bar faves like mushroom julienne and borsht at prices inconsequential enough to soothe the cheapest of eXholes. Rumored to be having an all-U-can-eat/drink Super Bowl party for a mere 100-ruble entry fee.

Jeers:

The rope handrails seem to indicate some kind of aborted nautical theme. Not exactly babe central. Those TVs can be distracting... especially if your friends are boring.

Cover:

None

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Taganskaya

Phone:

374-1874

Address:

5 Nizhnyaya Radishchevskaya Ulitsa

Hours:

12.00-00.00

Cheers:

Is THE in-place for after-hours partying, packing in the Galereya/Club XIII crowd after 4am, often until well into the morning daylight hours. Also a great place to start the evening for pre-all-nighters, or for after work unwinding with tsivilizyoniye lyudi. Hip New York-style bar: you enter through the thick steel door with the massive steel monkey wrench on it, down into a vaguely garage-themed basement bar. Good bar food; popular breakfasts. Once saw a drunken chick take off her clothes. Off-duty Night Flight ho's like to take a load off here.

Jeers:

May still be the "IN" place for after hours, but boy is that "in" crowd getting worn in. Strict doormen have on more than one occasion falsely (so he claims) accused Krazy Kevin of drunkenness; can get tight when crowded; bourgeois. Wildly unpredictable "face control" sometimes leaves you shaking your head in confusion once you get inside and see the other dorks who got in.

M:

Pushkinskaya

Phone:

209-1848

Address:

Ul. Tverskaya 15/2

Cheers:

As always, the best place to have a chick pass you her phone number while deep throating some guy. And home to the patented Duck Look, whose hypnotic powers allow sweaty expired men with unbottoned shirts to take home over the hill Lolitas and shag their brains out.

Jeers:

The strip show was almost exclusively waxed men - few chicks were pulled out of the crowd, none were disrobed and there was nothing even resembling a wendeling on stage. The music didn't inspire any humping on the floor, but even without motion the temperature was high enough to spawn a new anti-cologne. Most of the shoving and pushing was not girls trying to grab you, but men running to the toilet to expel an alien from their inards. Old bearded men think that they can talk to you just because you share a common language.

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Kuznetsky Most

Phone:

923-6158

Address:

Pushechnaya Ul. 9 (next to the Kuznetsky Most Metro)

Hours:

12.00 - 6.00

Cheers:

Lyotchik has expanded, adding a cozy disco with English-style wallpaper, and an extra back chill-out equipped with great red ass-pillows. Just ratcheting up the mojosity step by step. One of the few authentic bohemian tusovki, brought to you by famous godmother of the Moscow tusovka Irena Papernaya. Imagine Krisis Zhanra, only better: it's open all the time, serves quality cheap food, and shows quality live music. Located in the basement of a pre-Revolutionary building right near the Kitai Gorod metro station. Try the soups and potato dishes. Young waitresses.

Jeers:

Slight culture clash with the disco, but hey, who's complaining? Charge entrance on weekdays if bands play. Promised that they'd have international cuisine, including Breton crepes, but that still hasn't happened. Students who look too studenty.

Cover:

Usually 70R

M:

Kitai Gorod

Phone:

924-5611

Address:

Lyubanksy Proezd 25

Hours:

Kruglosutochno (24 hours)

Cheers:

Boho-arty club somewhere between the old Ptyutch and Trety Put'. Said to have reopened, and said to have a cool crowd. Said by Katya, our starlet designer. Located around the corner from the eXile offices. Cheap beer.

Jeers:

This place was as dead as William Burroughs the last time we were here.

M:

Baumanskaya

Address:

Spartakovskaya 14

Hours:

Hell if we know

Cheers:

Krisis's Georgian food isn't exactly going to solve the long-running Caucasus feuds, but the Georgian Solyanka (80R) is fantastic and large, and the khachapuri is fresh and far better than Mama Zoya's. Come here and mellow-out to some cool, live tunes with the rest of Moscow's Boho-intelli crowd. Good place to sit and act alienated, waiting to be discovered by someone.

Jeers:

Too many natty sweater, fat-ass-jeans, quirky horn-rimmed glasses types. The fun stops way too early. Boring, pretentious students.

Cover:

None

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Kropotkinskaya

Phone:

241-1928

Address:

Bolshoi Vlasyevsky Per. Dom 4

Hours:

Daily from 11 a.m. till midnight.

Cheers:

Our own Matt Taibbi visited here recently, and had much to say about it. New menu has made them popular for biz lunch deals; also includes a well-prepared saucy Italian dish with beef and mushrooms and some oddly named Japanese noodle things we've never heard of. Unpretentious cellar pub located just a hop, skip and jump from Garage, without the humiliating door hassles. Come here to relax, sample their fine selection of draft beer (including the rare cherry and raspberry-flavored Bellevue, from Germany - we think), or just chew the fat after work.

Jeers:

Fish assortment thing comes up way short in the flavor category, although the fish itself was decent. Our former office slave Dima complains of slow service during a recent visit - some dishes taking as long as 30 minutes, when the waitress promised them in 10 minutes. Not a place to go if you're looking for some mischief.

Cover:

None

M:

Pushkinskaya

Phone:

292-7549; 292-7681

Address:

Strastnoi Bulvar 4 (through the arch)

Hours:

12.00 - 06.00

Cheers:

Mocow's top Jazz/yuppie bar. Has probably the best interior design of any kulturny-middlebrow club in Moscow: long brass bartop with sauna lights, pastel seats and hidden booths. Great place to take a date or a group of friends. Good food and drink deals to bust the crisis.

Jeers:

DJ plays some pretty painful 70s shite at blistering volumes. Thankfully, manager had it toned down.

Cover:

None

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Taganskaya

Phone:

915-1042

Address:

20 Radishchevskaya (Across from Taganskaya metro station on Radichevskaya - you'll see a sign on a brick building)

Hours:

Sun-Thu: 12.00 - 02.00; Fri, Sat: 12.00 - 05.00

Cheers/Jeers:

Closed for reconstruction. Will reopen as a high-class strip joint.

Cover:

None

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Dobryninskaya

Phone:

230-7333

Address:

Ul. Bolshaya Polyanka 54

Hours:

Daily 12.00 to 5.00, weekends to 10.00

Cheers:

Authentic provincial Russian nightclub, featuring surly doorman, drunken nubile engineering students, flathead jr.'s, billiards, and the most ridiculous provincial amusement park cave-ceiling effect in Moscow. Has ladies' nights on Thursdays. Good choice for bottom-fishing. Chen woulda loved it.

Jeers:

Girls are just a little too far this side of business class. You'll need some minus six vodka goggles. If you're an eXpat, you'll definitely stand out, which may be too scary for some.

Cover:

50-80 on weekends

M:

Leninsky

Phone:

178-2905

Address:

Leninsky Prospekt 55

Hours:

Daily 12.00 to 5.00

Cheers:

Not afraid to host Yegor Letov and his merry gang of punk rockers. Neat-0 neighborhood art fag hangout. If you're one of those student-types who likes to talk about how something that's "in" now was actually already "old" in your oh-so-cool eyes, then this might be the place where you might want to try your new stances out. Lots of ratty knit sweaters, lots of horn-rimmed glasses, and yes, t-shirts that mean something. Cheap drinks and food, no techno dicks.

Jeers:

The only people who get tables on weekends are losers who always show up at parties too early. High beard factor. Hard to breathe. Trety Put' times two.

Cover:

50-80 on weekends

M:

Chistiye Prudi

Phone:

927-5609

Address:

8/12 Potapovsky Pereulok, Str. 2 (walk through the arch, turn right at end and look for black door to basement)

Cheers:

You have brought much mirth, and a few communicable parasites, into the lives of budding and seasoned alcoholics alike. You go, Papa! Jay from Voodoo and Duck fame is now running the show, and he's got plans. Has taken over some of the Duck's frat-mad-house mojo. Thursday night expat after-work parties boast free beer and champagne frlom 7-9PM. Be prepared to wait in line on weekends, but it's a wait well worth it. Packed to the gilt with a decent selection of goods, even into the wee hours of the morning. Booths for respectable or crippled people. Dyevs get easily suckered into doing things they'll regret the next morning; boyfriends try their best to pretend they're not getting angry. Good Latino and funk DJs, party atmosphere.

Jeers:

Now charges 150R cover on weekends! Expensive drinks. Too many submerging middle class Russkys and bloated lecherous expats. Brick paneling looks fake, even if it's real. Scary Expat List nerds come in droves, even when the sluts don't.

Cover:

150R on weekends, free-ish during the week

M:

Turgenevskaya

Phone:

755-9554

Address:

22 Myasnitskaya

Hours:

18.00 - morning

Cheers:

Moscow's top Val-U lap-dance dollar-for-dollar. 50R to 100R will get you a dry hump from a respectably nasty ho in the Babylon Club in Sin City. Downstairs, visit totally remonted Millennium Club, which is working on packing with student-dyevs attracted to the $1 cover charge. Waytago, fellas!

Jeers:

Millenium Club needs to work on packing in the young snapper, or any snapper for that matter. Any club that empties out by 2 is cryin' for Starvin' Ivan. And, Planet Hollywood will always just be Bruce Willis' attempt to run a family restaurant. That thirteen-year-old could be your cousin.

Cover:

Variable ($4/1 in Millennium downstairs)

M:

1905 goda

Phone:

255-0539/9191

Address:

23B Krasnaya Presnya

Hours:

11.00 - 6.00

Cheers:

We're working on it. You'll never bump into anyone you know.

Jeers:

Polnoye Gavno. Crowd made up of Jim Morrison loving hippy shits that have never been within a hundred yards of some one dosing. More pictures of John Lennon than in Mark David Chapman's cell.

Cover:

None

M:

Chekhovskaya

Phone:

Fuck if we know

Address:

Bolshoy Karetny, 8

Hours:

12.00 - 6.00

Cheers:

Studenty hangout brought to you by the literary types threatening to start an entire chain of such places city-wide. Ignore the spotty service and enjoy the decent selection of Belgian draft beers. Weird pigfuckers always seem to be hanging around, willing to offer you drugs. Well OK, it's only pot, but still... in this day and age you take what's you can get. Food is decent, once it arrives.

Jeers:

As noted above, the service sucks shit. High prole-puke factor in the toilets... your shoes may not be safe. In a word, Sovok.

M:

Tretyakovskaya

Address:

Ulitsa Pyatnitskaya 29/8 (around corner from Pizza Hut)

Hours:

non-stop pretentious fun

Cheers:

eXile alert! Bis be boomin now on weekends, and sluts are not completely out of the question here. Not that it's a big secret, but Thursdays at Propaganda are the biggest, heppest thing going in Moscow today (and they've made a good comeback after a brief downturn). Crowds backed into the streets, packed with young, beautiful, trendy not-so-dorkadents. Is the standard by which all Moscow non-flathead discos measure themselves. Truly relaxed, non-techno, college-type all night dance joint. The DJs seem to have gotten out of their rut thanks to a healthy dose of acid jazz and perhaps even - gasp! - a mild sense of humor. Boasts the best layout in town, including two balconies for scoping out the attractive young crowd.

Jeers:

The no in-out policy can be a real slap in the face - literally! eXile intern and friend were practically beaten up by the ohrana and then taken away by the police after merely trying to reobtain the backpack they had left inside the club a half hour earlier. High John Malkovich factor. The Thursday line at peak times is too depressing to make up for any amount of sociological-study eavesdropping you might do. Too many expatellas in ironic-smart horned-rimmed glasses.

Cover:

70 rubles (Fri. /Sat. after 22.00)

M:

Kitai Gorod

Phone:

924-5732

Address:

Bolshoi Zlatoustinksy Per. 7 (just off Ul. Maroseika)

Hours:

Sun.-Thurs. 12:00 until last customer; Fri.-Sat. until 6.00

Cheers:

Continues to reject the citywide trend of giving up on mojo. Seperate rooms equally full of cute chicks, who are all equally eager to get with you. Buy one of them a drink and she will be yours, along with all of her friends. This is a place where folks are at ease doing everything from macking shamelessly on the dancefloor to ignorantly arguing over the transendentental I. Still noreason to show up before 11.

Jeers:

Some chicks here think that passing notes is an acceptable way to meet guys. Waitresses are convinced that you are the reason that their life is spiralling uncontro-lably downwards into a black pit of ultimate despair.

Cover:

50R

M:

Lubyanka/Ploschad Revolutsiya

Phone:

928-4692

Address:

Ul. Nikolskaya 17

Hours:

Daily 18.00 - 06.00

Cheers:

If you're an expat suffering from Moscow-shock because you miss the comforting feeling you get when you're around familiar, boring, LL Bean-totin', lumpy-assed expats, then this is the place for you. Very much like the old apartheid days pre-1994.

Jeers:

Could someone just give Osam bin Laden this bar's address, and get on with it?! Lowest babe factor this side of New Jersey. If you like spending your weekend afternoons at IKEA, then you'll love this place.

Cover:

Free

M:

Okhotny Ryad

Address:

Tverskaya 3 (between Territoriya and La Cantina)

Hours:

12.00 - last person leaves

Cheers:

eXile alert! With its policy of showing at least 3 NFL games live weekly, has become a must-stop venue for the eXile editorial staff, particularly those seeking to replace their opiate addictions with a gambling monkey. So far we're ahead for the season, but last week was a big loss all around. The Yankee Hot Dog (although it no longer appears on the menu) is a big favorite with our own Moe Snideman. Also, the only place in town to watch a Tyson fight. All is thanks to the ubiquitous Frank, who understands the biological male need for sports downstairs, and whores upstairs. Huge screen TV showing top sports events. Virtual golf featuring golf pros who don't have a clue what they're doing is always good for a laugh, as the light above the course gets broken at least once per weekend. Good prices, and home-brewed non-filtered beer make it worthwhile to stay for that second game.

Jeers:

eXile alert! Door thugs pissed off Taibbi yet again - hey, does he look like a black-ass?! Blue-blazered thug will follow you to the bathroom during football games thinking you're about to abscond on your 5 dollar check...Waitresses are always confused about how to charge a party of more than one. Perverts in security get hard inspecting chicks' tampons for tools useful in robbing Metelitsa Casino. Inept mud people always seem to be playing pool while you're trying to watch football. Bets that should be a sure thing get sabataged by inept football players and stupid coaches. A better Caesar salad can be made with a blender. Food has taken a major downturn of late. Russians who swing golf clubs should not be allowed within 500 meters of the nearest living organism.

Cover:

Free.

M:

Arbatskaya

Phone:

745-5839; 291-1130

Address:

Novy Arbat 21 (under Metelitsa Casino)

Cheers:

Nekkid chicks pouring tequila, a Divine-looking stripper who nearly rapes the men-folk... One of the first post-Soviet integrated fun units, and still going strong. Happening late-night dancing scene, several different rooms offer chill-out, pool, dancing and eating.

Jeers:

Security guards dress like New York cops, so beware if they make for the mop handles. The gosh dern cover charge has returned. Oh well. Nasty strippers can ruin your mojo. Pricey drinks.

Cover:

Varies; up to 100R

M:

Arbatskaya

Phone:

290-4311, 290-4498

Address:

New Arbat 10

Hours:

12:00 - 6:00

Cheers:

With its unpretentious prole clientele, impossible-to-reach bar, skanky teenagers, vulgar strip-tease act and beer-sweat, this is as close to the spirit of the old Hungry Duck as you'll get today. Free strip acts take it all off - every night is a guaranteed stripe-sighting. Fridays sometimes feature amateur striptease, where drunken dyevs get on stage and show their stuff. Few expats, although more are coming, but lots of teenage girls and semi-Neanderthal young men. Very crowded.

Jeers:

We saw a biker from the Night Wolves do the "robot" dance on the platform during Herbie Hancock's "Rockit". We also saw a flathead pummel an Armenian in a tie. Open arm-wrestling could be the spark that sets off next Death Porn story. Garderob takes the Sovok medal. When we say skanky teens, we mean skanky - sometimes you can see the chlymadia bugs crawling up thir stomachs.

Cover:

Free except when bands play; then it depends on how much the band charges, but usually 80R

M:

Oktyabrskaya or Park Kultury.

Phone:

238-0864

Address:

Krymsky Val 6 (On the right side of the Central House of Artists)

Hours:

Daily from 12.00 to 6.00

Cheers:

The dynamic duo who first opened up Lexx last year and turned it into a kewl alternative to Propaganda have now been given the reins to run Territoriya! This cozy tusovka has developed into a smashing success, and with good reason! Excellent crowd, good mix of young-and-intelligent without being pafosny. Groovy cafe part with dozens of Soviet lampochky dangling from the ceiling.

Jeers:

An Afisha reviewer admitted that the old Territoriya was her "favorite" club, meaning that the place is poisoned by her dorkadent-anthrax-spores for 1,000 years. Dance floor the size of a large jacuzzi.

M:

Okhotny Ryad

Phone:

737-8865

Address:

Tverskaya Ul. 5 (around the back)

Hours:

Daily from 13.00 to 00.00

Cheers:

Moscow's only squat-like boho hangout. Occasional decent live acts, day-glo/artsy interior. You won't believe you're in Moscow. Sometimes has good DJs that play music which impresses techno Brits. This place once burned down.

Jeers:

The Boho-Westerner's answer to Silver's: way too familiar for our tastes. Aggressively unattractive women - hey, are we in Berkeley or Moscow?! Too many guys with pointy beards and T-shirts that mean something.

Cover:

20 rubles.

M:

Tretyakovskaya

Phone:

951-8734

Address:

Pyatnitskaya 4

Hours:

21.00 - 02.00 (Th., Fri., Sat.)

Cheers:

Appeals to students, young eXpat types. Run by the same team that brought us the burned-out Maxim Maximych; larger, older, mellower version of Krisis Zhanra; awesome borscht, bathroom so clean you could eat your soup out of the toilet.

Jeers:

No murders, OMON raids or naked chicks ever happen here; difficult to get a beer; fat chicks; weird disco room freaks us out; owner has a beard.

Cover:

50R

M:

Tretyakovskaya

Phone:

959-3303

Address:

Raushskaya Naberezhnaya 4/5

Hours:

Daily from 12.00 - 5.00

Cheers:

Summer patio now open, and was jam-packed well into the morning hours on a recent Friday. Be sure to try the "Macchiato" cocktail with mint leaves, rum and sugar. Voodoo has become part of the must-do "circuit" for everyone from from hormone-charged eXholes to Latino-luvin teenies. Even now, at the lowest point of the summer down season, remains jam-packed with sluts and happenin' weekend nights. Wednesdays, featuring salsa dance lessons, said to boast awesome one-hand-clapping slut factor. Stanley spins records here on Thursdays.Los Locos Cubanos that you all remember from the Duck serve up their trademark killer cocktails.

Jeers:

The grassy part out back looks like almost any tract home backyard in, say, Stockton, CA. Metal Detector at the door, a holdover from the Dusk days, seems a little gratuitous. Ames was recently refused sex and asked to accompany a bitch all the way to fucking Babushkinskaya after macking her up for a good half hour.

Cover:

50R for broads, 100R for guys on Weekends

M:

Belorusskaya

Phone:

253-2323

Address:

Sredny Tishinsky Per. 5/7

Cheers:

The only quasi-authentic biker bar in Moscow. Has Lada license plates up on the walls. Impressive trashed interior.

Jeers:

Vomit-drenched beards and fat asses packed into tight pants. These jerks do their best to imitate the mystical ways and habits of America's White Trash.

Cover:

Free

M:

Savelovskaya

Address:

The corner of Nizhny Maslovka and Novaya Bashilovka

Hours:

Daily from 10.30 - whenever the last drunken biker is dragged out