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Jack's Pizza
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Michael Wines - The Lucky Winner, hit with a horse-sperm pie
March Madness cums to shocking conclusion:
Michael "Giddyup" Wines Pied with horse sperm in the Final!

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Moscow Babylon - by Mark Ames

Snapper Season

Starting with making fun of girls and their boyfriends, Mark Ames exposes his personal views on romantic relationships, comparing Russian girls to American...
Kino Korner

Dude, Where's My Oscar?

Krazy Kevin elaborately criticizes TRAFFIC Oscar wins...
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Death Porn

Think that love can be bounded by sexual orientation, age or law? Read on for a killer illustration of the contrary! Love Sushi and all Japanese? "A Zen Thing" piece is a must-read!...

Popgun Pussies Listen Up!

Planning an assasination with a handgun? Don't do it! Read on, as John Dolan clearly and beatifully explains why...

Wherefore Art Thou Kobe?

Our Sports Notes - the eXile extensively comments on current situation in NBA and NFL...
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