MAY 17 POP Paskal 01.00: Metelitsa (Watering Holes) ROCK Krivitsky 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) Ole Lukoye 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Leonid Fyodorov 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Scang 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Barlicorn 22.00: Crisis Zhanra (Watering Holes) Slon V Temnote 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Sky Stranger 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO Beefeater Party 22.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJ Kon` 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) DJ Teacher 00.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 18 POP Max Leonidov 23.00: Parizhskaya Zhizn’ (Live Muzak) Ruky Vverkh! 01.00: Metelitsa (Watering Holes) ROCK Leonid Fyodorov 23.00: Svalka (Live Muzak) Zapreshennye Bababanshiky 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) ChaiF 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) Bakhyut Kompot 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Ruger 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Animation 22.00: Crisis Zhanra (Watering Holes) Kradenoe Solnse 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) COUNTRY Blues Cousins 22.00: Crazy Milk (Watering Holes) Street Band 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO James Bond Party: DJs Melory, Asya 23.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJs Meshkov & Sapunov 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) DJ Grad 05.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 19 POP Kristina Orbakaite 01.00: Metelitsa (Watering Holes) ROCK Alexei Paperny 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Tigres Lilles 23.00: Svalka (Live Muzak) Nogu Svelo! 23.00: Parizhskaya Zhizn’ (Live Muzak) Nike Borzov 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) Salsa Boys 22.00: Crazy Milk (Watering Holes) Catharsis 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Mister Twister 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Blast 22.00: Crisis Zhanra (Watering Holes) BLUES Alexei White Belov 22.00: B. B. King (Watering Holes) Magic 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO DJs ZigZag, Sanchez 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) DJs Melory, Operator 23.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJ Grad 05.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 20 ROCK Korsar 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Marimba 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) Pop Must Die Fest 12.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Tracktor Bowling 23.00: Svalka (Live Muzak) Palatz 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) BLUES Moscow Ragtime Band 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Concord Jazz Band 22.00: Crisis Zhanra (Watering Holes) DISCO DJ List 20.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) MAY 21 ROCK Nikola Zimny 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Diagnoz 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Raznotrav`e 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) JAZZ Eager Buttman Jazz Band 21.30: Le Club (Watering Holes) DISCO Castro Party 23.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) MAY 22 ROCK Vosmaya Marta 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) Tunnel` 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Reelroad 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) Bengalsky Zaliv 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Psoi Korolenko 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) DISCO DJ Woody 23.00: Propaganda (Watering Holes) DJ Kon` 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) MAY 23 ROCK Telenn Gwad 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Volga 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Veter 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Drive Studio 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Raznotrav`e 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) COUNTRY Acouctic Band 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO Soul Party 23.00: Garage (Watering Holes)

MAY 24 ROCK Finn Music Fest 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Bitch Alert 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) Pilotyu V Dyumu 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Kradennoe Solnse 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) Vermishel Orthestra 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) BLUES Dr. Nick 22.00: B. B. King (Watering Holes) Black Bread 22.00: Crazy Milk (Watering Holes) Moscow Ragtime Band 23.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO DJ Sanchez 23.00: Propaganda (Watering Holes) DJ Kon` 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) Beefeater Party 22.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJ Teacher 00.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 25 ROCK Finn Music Fest 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Delfine 23.00: Svalka (Live Muzak) Op:l Bastard 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) Nike Borzov 23.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Rondo 23.00: Parizhskaya Zhizn’ (Live Muzak) Vermel Ye 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) Master 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Step By Step 22.00: Crazy Milk (Watering Holes) Kolibry 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) BLUES Sivtsev Vrezhek 22.00: B. B. King (Watering Holes) COUNTRY Irina Surina 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO DJs Melory, Operator 23.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJs Meshkov & Sapunov 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) DJ Grad 05.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 26 POP Natatya Vetlitskaya 01.00: Metelitsa (Watering Holes) ROCK Guano Apes 17.00: Tushino Airdrom Elakelaiset 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) SerGa 23.00: Parizhskaya Zhizn’ (Live Muzak) Off Beat 22.00: Crazy Milk (Watering Holes) Finn Music Fest 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Severnyue Vrata 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Mongol Shuudan 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) Bakhyut Kompot 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) BLUES Nikolai Arutyunov 22.00: B. B. King (Watering Holes) Petrovich & Music Hammer Band 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO DJs ZigZag, Sanchez 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) DJs Melory, Operator 23.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJ Grad 05.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 27 ROCK Elakelaiset 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Fyodor Chistyakov 23.00: Kitaisky Lyotchik (Watering Holes) Shluz 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Azon 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) BLUES Concord Jazz Band 22.00: Crisis Zhanra (Watering Holes) DISCO DJ List 20.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) MAY 28 ROCK Fabula 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Boevoi Stimul 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Vataga 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) JAZZ Igor Butman Jazz Band 21.30: Le Club (Watering Holes) DISCO Castro Party 23.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) MAY 29 ROCK The Eagles 19.00: Olimpiisky Nastya Poleva 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Alexander Vitinsky 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Nate 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Mervent 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) DISCO DJ Goldfinger 23.00: Propaganda (Watering Holes) DJ Kon` 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) MAY 30 ROCK Sreda Naryushkina 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Dr. Nick 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) Otvetny Hod 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Inna Zhelannaya 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) BLUES Old Men`s Blues Band 22.00: Schwien (Live Muzak) Concord Jazz Band 22.00: Crisis Zhanra (Watering Holes) DISCO Soul Party 23.00: Garage (Watering Holes) MAY 31 POP Irina Saltyukova 01.00: Metelitsa (Watering Holes) ROCK Lidiya Kavina 23.00: Sixteen Tons (Watering Holes) N.O.M. 22.00: Bunker (Live Muzak) Sad Shops 19.00: R Club (Live Muzak) Revolver 22.00: Vermel (Live Muzak) SEven Winds 22.00: Crazy Milk (Watering Holes) BLUES Stainless Blues Band 22.00: Country Bar (Watering Holes) DISCO Beefeater Party 22.00: Respublika Beefeater (Watering Holes) DJ Kon` 23.00: Territorriya (Watering Holes) DJ Teacher 00.00: Garage (Watering Holes)

The eXile’s Sure Shot Extravaganza! Saturday, May 26. Art Garbage. 22:00

After the devastating last minute cancellation of our planned Ikea bash, we just didn’t have the heart to throw another party... until now. But now we’ve got good reason to celebrate - next issue we’re releasing Moscow’s first comprehensive guide to whore houses! And this time you have no excuse for not getting laid. We’ve hired a whore whose job it is to go home with the first guy that propositions her. That’s right, she has to go with the first ex-hole to propose, no matter how sweaty, fat and ex-holeyish he is! And, for all those borderline impotents out there, she’s been ordered to stay with the guy until she gets the job done! There’ll be none of that pay by the hour bullshit. Get there early, scam often and you’re a sure shot!

The Eagles. Thursday, May 29. Olimpysky. 19:00

THE EAGLES: Joe Walsh is the one who looks like Gallagher

Have you ever been stuck in a cab somewhere in this country, heard “Hotel California“ come on the radio, and thought to yourself: “If I hear that fucking song one more time, I’m going to kill everyone within a hundred-mile radius?” Well, you’re in luck. Our inside information has it that if you go to the Eagles concert next weekend, you will have a “very good” chance of hearing “Hotel California” at least once. You’ll also get to feast your eyes on Glenn Frey, who was once called the “handsomest man in South Pasadena,“ and Joe Walsh, who’s just a flat-out nut. These guys have sold 25 million albums, which means they know what U like. And… actually, you know what? We’ve had a really hard day here at the eXile, this is the last piece of text we’re putting on the page, we hate the fucking Eagles, and that’s that. There’s really nothing else to say. The Moscow Times ran an editorial last week citing this concert as one “reason to cheer” for the revival of culture in this city, and if you believe that, you deserve yourself. Go fall in a well and die. Tickets are expensive, so only ugly chicks will be there.

Guano Apes. Saturday, May 26. Tushino. 17.00

These guys are great. They’re from Germany. They had a big hit called “Lord of the Board” that’s about snowboarders. The vocalist is not male, but female, and named Sandra. They shoot for a Rage Against the Machine effect, but with more of a pop sound, whatever the fuck that means. Basically, this is MTV-format music. Govno.

Towa Tei. Saturday, May 19. Zheltoye More. 22.00

This is a Japanese musician. He used to play in a band called Dee-Lite. He’s been solo for four years now, and boy is his hand tired. Puts out albums that sound somethig like the Pizzicato Five. His last album was called “Last Century Modern,” and it was something like Japanese lounge music. He’ll be playing a 4-hour DJ set at Zheltoye More. He’ll have his own VJ with him, too. All of the hideous Moscow bohemian crowd will be there. You may choose to order a $100 plate of sushi.

Lemonade Milk. Saturday, May 19. Crazy Milk. 12:00

The place inhabiting Moosehead’s former home is introducing a summer grill menu—for the summer, that is. Chefs Andreas (of Azteca fame) and Ruben are preparing some kind of mega-banquet. There’s a music festival to go along with the banquet, and it’s called Lemonade Milk in honor of some Muscovite who died recently after drinking anti-freeze that he tought was lemonade.