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STAND-ALONE DONKEY
Name: Honker
Age: 11
How I Became the eXile’s Page 5 Donkey: It just happened. That’s the way life is. You’ll be waiting for a thing, never expecting it to actually happen, and then one day the call comes and in retrspect things are totally different, it’s like you knew all along that it was preordained.
Plans: I hope to become the New Yorker’s Page 17 donkey, then compete for the world Table of Contents donkey championships.
  
CORRECTION

"The article 'Pavel Bure Shocker: Kournikova Has 2 Vaginas!' in our last issue (#115, 3 May 2001) was a hoax and should not have been run. Although we do regret the error, we are unable to apologize for it at this time."