THE EXILE’S PAGE 5 DONKEY! Name: “Elgin” Age: 29 How I Became the eXile’s Page 5 Donkey: “My career has been sort of up and down. I thought I was headed for the big time after my cameo in ‘Agnes of God.’ I even dated Jane Fonda for a few weeks. Then I got stuck with a bad agent who kept trying to land me in Folger’s commercials. For years the only pay I saw was free coffee. Then a few years ago I moved to Russia. I’ve since been in two porn films and an SPS campaign spot. I met the eXile guys at Night Flight a few weeks back, and it just sort of happened.” Future Plans: I hope to become the New Yorker’s Page 17 donkey, then compete for the world Table of Contents donkey championships.