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eXile Alert! The new hit single by eXile Productions, the gay-communist
anthem "KPRF", performed by the Provincial People, is now
downloadable!
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Pourquoi L'ExileThe time has come for the eXile to shake off its decrepit English-language shackles and appear in glorious Frenchjust in time for Bastille Day! Editor Matt Taibbi and Special Guest Translator Thierry Marignac explain why... A who's who of who rules the world: the eXile provides an in-depth check into dubious and checkered personal, business, and political pasts of George W. Bush's new top Cabinet members... Le nouvel ennemiThe Sociopath examines the gradual transformation of the traditional American image of the average Frenchman from impossibly snobbish buffoon to an anti-market saboteur who is nothing short of the inheritor of the rank of the Soviet Union's as the United States' ideological enemy #1...... "Political Dynamite" Fails to ExplodeA special reprint from FAIR, Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting, on the strange U.S. media vacuum in response to Treasury Secratary Paul O'Neill's controversial comments on abolishing corporate taxation, Social Security, and Medicare... Raiders of the Lost TitsVideo game spinoff TOMB RAIDER surprisingly never once makes Krazy Kevin want to wretch, as well as providing him with a solid opportunity to attempt drawing Angelina Jolie's tits from memory. Plus, EXIT WOUNDS and THE ART OF WAR are reviewed in passing... Your LettersDon't Box Me In ... The Beria Bunch ... Butt Seeking Archives ... Chew on This! ... Mommie Dearest ... Diggin Higgins ... [SIC] of the eXile ... Shitcago ... The Dodo Institute ... A Sore Loser ... When Irish Snappers Are Smiling ... Retro Rethink ... IT's ME ... Suharto Seeks Ajay ... Hero Sandwich ... White Riot ... Death PornThat same old story: single-mother with already full brood resorts to murder when she gives birth to twins ... Self-dismemberment is on the rise this summer in the Moscow Metro ... The story of a philanthropic unwanted pet resettler, and his inevitable dark side ... Another businessman shot...
THE EXILE’S PAGE 5 DONKEY!
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NAME: “Uhuru”
AGE: 50
HOW I BECAME THE EXILE’S PAGE 5 DONKEY: “Well, I always sorta wanted to be a basketball star… but I just wasn’t cut out for life on the court. It’s tough out there getting ridden from behind every day. I was crying after one especially gruelling practice and my mom just said to me, ‘You don’t have to take this. Just be your own donkey.’ Well, darn it, she was right, I didn’t have to take it anymore. Now I’m the donkey who calls the shots.”
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the eXile, together with its partner Russian publication Stringer, proudly presents a one-of-a-kind sporting event: a Russian-American road rally following the route Arzamas–Nizhni Novgorod–Vladimir–Moscow. But here’s the good part: participants will only be permitted to drive ZAZ-965 model Zaporozhets autos of mid-Soviet vintage. These Ukrainian-manufactured wonders look sort of like vintage VW bugs and handle like a bucket of bolts, so it will be a miracle if even more than one participant makes it to the finish line. But, of course, getting there is but half the fun!
The race is scheduled for August 16-19, 2001, with the arrival at the finish on Vasilyevsky spusk meant to commemorate the 10th anniversary of either the triumph of Democracy in Russia or the collapse of the August putsch… take your pick!
We’re looking for some brave and sporting individuals to sponsor a few more cars—it’s ridiculously cheap, and we have a t eam of artists in Azarmas ready to decorate your car with whatever logos, designs, etc., you desire. For more information on sponsoring a car in this unique event, contact Matt Taibbi at 151-4688 or
by e-mail at taibbi@exile.ru
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Nightlife Calendar
Fatboy Slim & Paul Oakenfold, Pancho Villa Beach Party, Red Elvises, Scottish Festival, Depot 2000 Birthday Bash, Tanok na Maidane Kongo...
Crimean Isle
Lionel returns from his doctor-ordered sabbatical to check out Krymsky Ostrov, a most intriguing billiard club/seafood eatery, in a most intriguing location...
Cover Gallery
High-quality images of every last one of the eXile's infamous covers
more than a hundred of them going back to 1997
Political Trading Cards
Having a hard time keeping up with the Russian political scene? The eXile's collectible political trading cards can help!
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