The number one selling children's toy set in America!
Are You raising a "well-rounded" child in a CUBICLE! world? Is your child ready to spend an entire working life in a small square of carpeted lightweight partitions in a poorly-ventilated office?
GET WITH THE PROGRAM! Why force your child into unhealthy fantasy-worlds? Do you want your child to loiter in demonic dungeons with agnostic dragons--or do you want your child/stepchild/foster-child/ex-wife's ex-husband's stupid brat/underage sexual partner to face the real world?
Get CUBICLE! and help your child face facts!
CUBICLE! is GUARANTEED to contain * NO Satanic or Pagan imagery* NO violence * No sexual life of any sort * Optional HMO plan
Your child can decorate his or her model cubicle with
1. CARTOONS! Options include: * Dilbert cartoons--to teach your child that life is dull and ugly! * Cathy cartoons--for that highly-strung sensation! * Ziggy cartoons--for the slower child!
2.INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS featuring kittens in uncomfortable situations
3. PHOTOS like the ones You have in your cubicle--little laminated slices of the heart that really MAKE A CUBICLE A HOME! You can buy miniature photos of:
This realistic non-gendered humanoid figure requires no batteries
Your child simply places the ACTION FIGURE in its cubicle at 7:00 am each morning--using the patented bending knees and waist--and then removes the ACTION FIGURE from its cubicle at 10:00 pm each night.
By teaching your child to stare for fifteen hours at a time with CUBICLE, our ACTION FIGURE helps build character and prepare your child for the great Cubicle of Life!