Comments on: Park Your Ship Here: Ukrainian Calendar Girls

By: Russian

Russian — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:23:18 +0000

Of all the etymological versions of ‘kerch’ the author chose the most dubious (apparently, as more fitting for sex-related puns), taking it straight from Wikipedia’s English language page on Kerch. Russian and Ukrainian pages on the same ‘encyclopaedical’ resource don’t mention that version at all. Some linguists think that Kerch came from a Turk word for ‘bowl’ (which, of course, dosn’t make it less pun-prone), and some, Old Russian ‘root out’. And, one more correction here – the girls are most likely not Ukrainian, but Russian, and the cyrillic text on the Calendar is in Russian. Ukrainians are less than 15% of the population in Kerch, Russia is just across a-couple-miles-wide strait from there, and the Crimean Peninsula was given by Russia to the Ukrainian Soviet Republic only in 1954.

By: lena

lena — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:15:35 +0000

khm… it happens because they keep telling you that they are 28 until they totally transform into “babushka hags”…

By: Yakov

Yakov — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:00:34 +0000

All eastern european look like this.

Until the age of 28 where they immediately transform into babooshka hags.

By: Will

Will — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:28:29 +0000

there is a lot of untapped potential in the ukraine

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:42:19 +0000

I looked for the pic that was the most jerk-offable and settled on the one with the nearly naked brunette wearing boots, and covering her snapper with an orange construction helmet.

By: Stanley Gardiner

Stanley Gardiner — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:49:28 +0000

I like television.

I like snapper.

By: Big Gay Al Qaeda

Big Gay Al Qaeda — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:07:59 +0000

So that’s how they turned the gas back on.
The Times doesn’t tell you the hole (uh..whole) story.

By: Mike Rotch

Mike Rotch — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:50:37 +0000

I would pump my pipeline in the Ukraine any day, free of charge.

By: aleke

aleke — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:00:03 +0000

DEEP THROAT
INNUENDO

WHATEVER

THOSE BITCHES HOT