there’s one mistake here however: the article is semi-addressed to some sort of rightwing-republican-suburban chauvinist male, whereas let’s face it, exiled readers are i guess all self-hating overread urban leftists. why not write an article about us? hell, we don’t look like rush limbaugh. so what do we feel in tghe cardiologist’s room?

As for transcendental realizations? Drugs offer only temporary mental hallucinations, nothing to do with your real self, the eternal spirit soul.

Chant Hare Krishna! Stay high forever!

I did it for the lulz.

We are legion.

Been doing it daily for 15 years of pure joy, peace and superior pleasure. Never looked back, never will. It’s free, easy and you WILL experience sublime, transcendental realizations. Don’t take my word for it: what are you waiting for? Death?

this does require the discipline to hit the gym regularly, eat good food, and quit smoking, so maybe it’s not an ideal plan for most of the exiled readership.

Good stuff.

And it works. Soothes the sciatica and arthritis. Don’t notice the tinnitus. Forget the regrets.

As a genius writer with utterly zero (potential or actual) rewards ever in the ether or life, I sympathize with everything possible and rational, with the bastard. I mean, his columns should at least get him Jay Leno’s salary, but yeah. Okay, you’re the genius who never gets paid, welcome, Cpt. Poe Emerson Kafka.

But it’s like having the nicest tits in the world if you can’t prostitute yourself, must be horrible. You’re going to feel exploited. I feel exploited too.

@ 6 The brown kids would beat up and make fun of the minority white kid for the rest of his school life.

…or at least thats what id do if i was rich.

Instead I will throw in the towel now and marry the first unnatractive thing that comes along thinking something is better than nothing. We will move to a suburban neighborhood because they have good schools(read: no brown children). Instead of a better school my children will grow up culturally devoid and there only interest will be what the best consumer goods. the only archetecture i will ever see is a tangle of smilefaced watertowers, electric lines and neon signs.

I will try to go through the child rearing process convincing myself that sex isn’t really important and family is whats its all about, and that eventually we all have to put our genetalia in the closet to never be used again. When my kids reach the impressonable age where they start talking back ill decide to salt the rim of my 45 instead of the margarita glases ive become accustomed to abusing because im to chickenshit to abuse my wife. Ill endup leaving my kids and wife emotionally scarred for life so that they might repeat the cycle