tell u what man, you are a great writer for us nerds—a small percentage of the human pop, and we aren’t better than the rest of em, just different in aspects. so forget about all that shit and write the crap that u do write (however your try it’s gonna be the same shit anyway). it will amuse us nerds, and nobody else.

but if u keep writing like this, fuck you, am outta here. nobody cares about u, only a few of us care bout what you produce, and if u fail that…well, you can go bbq urself into a human fat sandwich for all i care.

the world IS as you describe and NOBODY cares bout YOU.remember that and move on u pussy.

http://www.alternet.org/world/148443/i_was_a_professor_at_the_horribly_corrupt_american_university_of_iraq…_until_the_neocons_fired_me/?page=entire

“I Was a Professor at the Horribly Corrupt American University of Iraq… Until the Neocons Fired Me
Horror stories from the graft-ridden American University of Iraq campus in Kurdistan.”

massel tov

Ha Ha! Love it!

Good column. All the elements were there. Executions and gay Tamils. Just needed to put those together.

Better yet, I’d like to learn more about the fate of mainstream shit like Lotto in war!

“He tells you what war is really like. How it’s almost never the shiny tanks and troops lining up on a battlefield like in the movies, but usually warriors attacking villages and staying away from the enemy’s warriors. He says this is what every sane man really wants to do deep down. He doesn’t say it’s good or bad, it just is. That’s evolution, we love to fight.

“Then he says those in charge today are hypocrites about it, and talk about democracy and human rights until you want to puke, because you’ve read what they are really doing and it’s nothing like what they say, and their puppet governments are bandits. And toward the end of it you start thinking the hypocrite is worse than the warriors attacking the village, because at least they’re honest about what they’re doing. In the savage world we live in you can’t expect your rulers to do anything different than how it’s always been done, but they could AT LEAST be honest about what they’re doing and WHO they’re doing it for. Which is not you. That’s what the War Nerd says, pretty much. But he’s funnier when he says it.”