Comments on: Tyolka Tuesday: Russian Calendar Girl Collection Vol. 3

By: Y.V. Stalin

Y.V. Stalin — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:41:00 +0000

иди на хуй! Слава Сталину!

By: Америки

Америки — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:08:34 +0000

Whenever I’m feeling down I put my tool to one of those whinging pom sluts you find in every tourist bar. Then I usually get her boyfriend too once when she blabs how hung I am.

By: Andrew Adley

Andrew Adley — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:29:59 +0000

Anyone know if they release a calendar with pictures of the male staff?

By: Jordan Hammond

Jordan Hammond — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:56:53 +0000

I like russians girls. Especially my work colleagues girlfriend who is russian and keeps touching my inappropriately when he is not looking.

By: Seryoga

Seryoga — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:41:37 +0000

Shit, Corbina was my provider when I was living in Moscow. The technician they sent to trouble shoot my connectivity issues was an ex-zek with missing teeth, who ended up ripping the company off, taking the payment in cash, and not issuing me a receipt. The Company called me a couple of weeks later, asking me ever politely in heavily accented English if ever intend to pay them for the service call. I’m pretty sure the toothless criminal got fired, because the tyolka on the other line sounded pissed after I explained to her what happened. I hope it was Miss June….Alas, I miss Russian blyadki!

By: Amos

Amos — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:35:30 +0000

Australian girls are pretty good looking but you have almost no chance of having sex with one if your a foreigner, unless you are very good looking, and I mean tall, chiseled jawed surf life-saver good looking. Otherwise forget it. They don’t give a fuck about your money and don’t give a fuck about where you’re from, so there’s no cash or greencard shortcut for the average-looking beta male to make a positive impression. Basically a terrible place to get laid, but nice beaches.

There’s plenty of slutty English backpacker chicks around Oz though, especially in surf suburbs like Bondi over the summer.

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 10:08:51 +0000

Oh ya British chicks! These Russians have nothing on hairy argumentative feminist cows whose only known form of communication involves whining about males until they pass out.

Of course being an alpha male I am only attracted to what feminists tell me I should be attracted to. Nice tits and ass are not for me!

By: it's true

it's true — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:41:30 +0000

Oleg – I’ll tell you exactly why they say British girls are ugly (not all of them of course, but a lot of them). They have big tits because they’re fat, they have terrible hair and terrible makeup and clothes – super trashy. In Russia the clothes, hair and makeup can be extreme, but at least its done well – there, it’s a chubby girl out to drink as much as she can while cackling horribly with her friends, covered in randomly applied makeup and hairspray stuffed into a slutty-yet-unflattering dress. You know it’s actually become a health issue in Britain – young girls’ bladders exploding because they drink too much and they’re too stupid/ too stuck up to have a piss in the pub toilet- don’t move to England looking for love mate.

By: Cap'n Sticky

Cap'n Sticky — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:27:28 +0000

I like television.

By: oleg

oleg — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:09:29 +0000

ScumBoy, you should meet Ukrainian or Moldovan whores – accent is the same, but you won’t escape from that black hole. Your last thoughts will be: “Wish I stayed in Moscow”.

By: Russians are Scum

Russians are Scum — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:09:44 +0000

Nothing like a Russian accent on a greedy, pushy, gold-digging twat. It just completes the package so perfectly.

By: oleg

oleg — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:02:04 +0000

Only 3 of these are fuckable. They say British girls are ugly, but how can that be? They have the biggest boobs on the planet(Danish chicks are apparently second), so something is wrong with that opinion. Besides, Russian women are bearable only until they open their mouth (and they do it for all the wrong reasons, I might add). After that, you can’t dump’em fast enough. How do I emigrate to England? Or at least to Denmark. I’m no economist, but this credit crunch must be making fucking Western whores much more affordable.

By: John

John — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:09:25 +0000

How the fuck do I emigrate to Russia?

By: slkjfsldkfj

slkjfsldkfj — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:54:01 +0000

You have pretty high standards if January’s “junkie looking.” I’d hit that.

By: Exile

Exile — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:45:00 +0000

Why aren’t you offering these calenders for sale? I imagine that you could pick them up almost free in Russia and sell them at say three for £10.00