Comments on: Unsexy America: Virgin Prostitute Falls From Our Graces

By: Strahlungsamt

Strahlungsamt — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:31:09 +0000

Eliot Spitzer paid $5,000 per night for a hooker. According to my math, for $3,400,000 he could get 680 hookers. That’s a different hooker each night for 1.86 years.

And some dipshit is going to pay for this fug!

Also, I got my first job out of college for $55k in the dot com days. I’m built like the War Nerd and I suddenly had 4 better looking models, 20 years my junior chasing after me.
Believe me, all you need is a stable job and a bit of personality and you can get all the pussy you want. You never need to pay for it.

By: OMG

OMG — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:21:42 +0000

“#15. Adam | January 27th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

Are they bidding on a night with her in bed, or on her virginity? If the latter is the case, could someone buy her virginity and donate it to a convent?

That would be too funny.”

Thanks!!! I really needed that laugh!!!

By: Amerikkkan

Amerikkkan — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:20:25 +0000

Virgin w/ fake tits? Doubtful.

By: Technomad

Technomad — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:02:55 +0000

If I had $3.4 million, I could have all the sex I wanted just by letting people know I had that much money. Matter of fact, I’d probably need to hire somebody to screen all the offers I’d be getting.

By: Crap Major

Crap Major — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:27:21 +0000

Women’s Studies has always basically been the female equivalent of The Man Show trying to pass itself off as legit and without the slightest hint of humor.

By: Edgar Rice Burrows

Edgar Rice Burrows — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:34:14 +0000

What have you against hippos?

I like hippos. I have volunteered to x-breed with hippos. Am currently in a relationship with a 3rd-grade hippo from Newark.

Hippos rule.

GIPPOPATAMI VSEKH STRAN, SOEDINYAJTES!

By: A-Lex

A-Lex — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:10:30 +0000

For Chrissake!!
I shouldn’t have clicked this after I’d had breakfast. This pile of meat is sickening.
Does she actually have ANY admirers? Boy, you’d have to be a sex-starved American to fall for that hippo.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:42:00 +0000

“Virginity is a tool to keep women in their place” – blah, blah, blah. The same old Marxist lies. Truth: we value virginity because we have the instinct to seek out young women, and women who haven’t had sex, so that we can be sure that the children they have are ours and not another man’s. Those with this instinct have had more children and therefore passed on their behavior genes. Read some goddamn evolutionary psychology.

Feminists have an interest in explaining everything as “oppression” since feminism is nothing but one part of Marxism. All the feminist writers are communists – no kidding. They have an agenda and they follow it – and tax money all over the West is used to finance them, as they brainwash ignorant girls in colleges and universities.

My girlfriend went to one of those brainwashing classes, full of Marxist crap. One old homosexual hag wrote about how all men should be killed by a feminist guerilla, except a few who would be used for breeding. This is actually handed out for reading in feminist classes. Most people have no idea what is going on.

By: Jim T.

Jim T. — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:40:07 +0000

Who’s fooling who here? The twenty-first century definition of a virgin here in the US is an ugly third grader.

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:00:31 +0000

If you’re a banker who just snapped up a fat Federal incentive bonus, or a Blackwater guard who finessed a suitcaseful of those bricks of twenties that were sitting on Pallets at Baghram – http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/feb/08/usa.iraq1 – a few mil to pop cherry is on the taxpayers anyway, so why the criminal fuck not?