Comments on: War Nerd Update: Yo Ho Ho and a Tanker of Crude

By: JSJ

JSJ — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:26:17 +0000

These Somali pikers wouldn’t pick a fight with a warship… not that they’re scared, just that they aren’t stupid. No speedboat can compare to any nation’s ship-o-the-line. No way, no how.

Carriers have HUNDREDS of armed sailors and Marines on board. No way a boatful of Somalis would last ten seconds… and if it was an American ship it has Phalanx, which my asshat former bro-in-law used to manufacture for GD and I can guaran-damn-tee it would leave nothing behind but pink mist if any hostile small craft happened into the immediate vicinity.

Pirates are just wet guerillas, but the cool thing about them is that they are wet guerillas.

By: Oboe

Oboe — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:17:48 +0000

Those Somalis don’t look typically African; they look almost like Italians, or Jews w/ really dark skin and kinky hair.

By: RPG Cunthair

RPG Cunthair — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:51:05 +0000

Don’t fuck with Sammy. They fucked you white boys before and they will fuck you again. In fact every sand nigger has fucked you up the ass. Go back to your video games already. And you russies: Send down some o’ that white poon since you have forgotten to fuck.

By: Mar C

Mar C — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:18:29 +0000

What if they piss into the crude before giving it back?

By: Jeff Albertson

Jeff Albertson — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:11:04 +0000

I wonder, if someone “accidently” torched a tanker, would the resulting mess be bigger than the Exxon Valdez spill?Would most of it burn? Not that I care about the environment; I just like big fires.

By: marty

marty — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:54:34 +0000

How’s about a Pirates ‘n Indians article Gary?

By: shMiller

shMiller — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:29:39 +0000

Some anti-ship Missiles would spice things up a little. Some C-802s like Hezbollah has would do very nicely, but I guess they have a dependence on radar, which is asking too much…

Nevertheless, nice to see the underdogs send a couple navy ships to the bottom … just to further the cause of anarchy at the margins and generally mashing the fingers of the smug and dumbly incredulous everywhere.

By: Kavuye Toon

Kavuye Toon — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:33:57 +0000

This is a beautiful article. Thank you Gary

By: John Smith

John Smith — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:35:39 +0000

I read in the USA today that Blackwater was getting in on this.

By: Jelly Roll

Jelly Roll — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:00:57 +0000

This is every Marines & Call Of Duty players wet dream! I’m suprised Blackwater isnt charging it’s employees bribes to be assigned this mission.