Comments on: Zombies Under Attack

By: montyeinzz!

montyeinzz! — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:29:36 +0000

Seems to be worthless trash..lame jokes..
There is so much stuff to read 4 free, amazing stuff
from every categorie one can think off.

So is ANYBODY actually buying such beyond boring
“pseudo - zombie -no ideas -no plot -must sell anyway”
“books” …Odd book that is “produced” , not sure that they
play from their fucking heart, very VERY strongly recommended by Bill Hicks .

By: aleke

aleke — Fri, 01 May 2009 10:33:43 +0000

“If it wasn’t for people who think cheap silk screen shirts with video game charecters were the height of fashion, the book wouldn’t have even been a blip on the radar.”

They’re almost as bad as mediocre pupils of internet forums attempting, in bad form, to create a hackneyed composite of the Internet nerd’s doe-eyed bogeyman. How and at what point in time did “goons” and other sign-identifiers creep onto the Exile and wrap their slimy fingers along its neck.

Go away. “At the height of fashion,” in your “flame-decaled jorts,” along with the rest of your merciless “cheetoh-stained” cliches.

By: LakeHavasuSpringbreak

LakeHavasuSpringbreak — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:42:52 +0000

hahahaha good vid.

By: Anonymous Coward

Anonymous Coward — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:05:49 +0000

o/~ There’s a zombie on your lawn o/~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ

By: JR

JR — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:42:28 +0000

“World War Z is the best piece of zombie literature ever produced. If the movie is even half as good as the book it will be worth watching.”

Umm, not it’s not. “I Am Legend” (the book) is. By Richard Matheson. And any discussion of the subject that does not include it is lacking.

Matheson’s creatures were a hybrid Zombie/Vampire which makes it even cooler.

There have been at least three movies based on the novella. Starring: Vincent Price, Charles Heston, and Wll Smith.

The latest one sucked and ruined the story. But that’s what Will Smith does for a living. The other two were okay.

By: bdrube

bdrube — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:10:21 +0000

World War Z is the best piece of zombie literature ever produced. If the movie is even half as good as the book it will be worth watching.

By: Anon-e-mouse

Anon-e-mouse — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:56:08 +0000

WWZ was terrible. You can only kill a zombie by shooting it in the head, but apparently airburst artillery is ineffective at making tightly packed groups of zombies blow up.

The book is overrated and certainly overhyped by the typical nerd who thinks paying $10 for Lowtax’s thousand dollar chair is alright and bacon with Cheetos and Red Alert Mountain Dew is the best food ever.

If it wasn’t for people who think cheap silk screen shirts with video game charecters were the height of fashion, the book wouldn’t have even been a blip on the radar.

By: Frednelore

Frednelore — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:31:23 +0000

Zombie movies, albeit the clever (initial) concept, are not scary, not thrilling –they are just boring. Romero’s movies aged badly and, in thruth, he had one idea. Just one.
Of the old ones, Dario Argento was the guy (was. Decades ago).

By: Kotek Besar

Kotek Besar — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:39:59 +0000

Zombie stories are nothing new, they’ve been around for over 2000 years! The Bible, which eventually gets around to telling the story of the most famous zombie of them all - Jesus Christ.

By: Frank McG

Frank McG — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:13:29 +0000

Here’s the best riff on Diablo Cody’s wretched work:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/diablo-cody-screenplay.php

Anyways, what in the hell is it with self-important agents of justice and equality that always try to make monsters into misunderstood victims? The True Blood books takes the bold stance that bigotry is BAD! The author honestly believes that she is writing ground breaking social commentary. “Sure, vampires drink our blood, are super powered, could kill us in the blink of an eye, and run a secret society that plots to make us their slaves, but other than that they’re people just like you and me and anyone who would treat them different is just MEAN!”

As far as Romero, the guy’s first 2 movies were movies were great for the time (Night of the Living Dead as horror, Dawn of the Dead as comedy), but they’ve aged horribly and only snooty film buffs will claim they hold any non-historical value today. The guy had zero social commentary in NotLD until people started calling his statement on racism “genius” when the black guy gets shot. He latched onto that and his movies got progressively more unbearable. This trend in zombie movies finally culminated with the godawful 28 Weeks Later (us Americans deserve a lot of shit for Iraq, but nothing as horrible as that movie).

FACT: The 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake was not only vastly superior to the original, it is the best zombie movie to date (precisely BECAUSE it dispenses with commentary). Don’t let any counter culture film majors tell you different.