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STAND-ALONE DONKEY
Name: Honker
Age: 11
How I Became the eXile�s Page 5 Donkey: It just happened. That�s the way life is. You�ll be waiting for a thing, never expecting it to actually happen, and then one day the call comes and in retrspect things are totally different, it�s like you knew all along that it was preordained.
Plans: I hope to become the New Yorker�s Page 17 donkey, then compete for the world Table of Contents donkey championships.
  
CORRECTION

"The article 'Pavel Bure Shocker: Kournikova Has 2 Vaginas!' in our last issue (#115, 3 May 2001) was a hoax and should not have been run. Although we do regret the error, we are unable to apologize for it at this time."