The Night of the Long Knives has arrived in Moscow. Just look at everything that's happened in the last few weeks, the last few days; it boggles the mind...

The Third Reich died a hard and premature death - exactly 988 years prematurely - but its spirit lives on as we enter the new Millennium. MARK AMES looks back at the year that the Reich returned, quietly consolidated its power and took control of planet earth so completely that Hitler would be left scratching his charred, bullet-punctured, museum-displayed skull at the sheer wonder of it all.

     Attention children of Moscow: the eXile, that newspaper your parents try to hide from you, has an important announcement. Please pay attention to the following and tell all your friends at school. You are being lied to...

     Anyways, my point is that German bars are pretty cool, but the people suck. And that's the kind of shit I was expecting when I went to this place SCHWEIN. I mean, it's been open for a while but no one knows shit about it, so I figured it's got to suck...

      I had little occasion to complain when we dined at the Japanese restaurant WABI. Thankfully, we had little contact with men the whole evening...

THIS WEEKEND

     ... Spiller, Yegor Letov, Cherny Lukich, Thoms Boys...

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