|Man, Im really excited about my new job here at the eXile as Music Reviewer. Ive found that the music scene here in Moscow has a lot more to offer than the one in Columbine, and Ive got a lot of catching up to do. Oh wait, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Greg Barnes. I was the star basketball player at Columbine High School until last week. See, thats because I hated life and people, so I hung myself in my garage just to show them.