#44 | July 30 - August 12, 1998 
| All Comix Issue |
 |
 |
 |
| Has This Happened To You? |
| Dermo-cracy In Action! |
| Darwin Award |
| Fat-Ankle News |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| Are you tired of being a 98-pound weakling? Did parliament call you names and vote twice to reject you? If so, then there's only one solution for you: |
|
 |
| That's right-- write today and order your very own INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND bailout package, and your days as the neighborhood laughingstock are over! |
|
| Once you get your I.M.F. bailout package, you'll be dictating the terms-and there won't be anything anybody can do about it! Instead of getting sand kicked in your face, you'll be announcing austerity measures. |
