Russian companies know that sex sells. They also have a ridiculous amount of hot chicks working in them. Putting tyolka and tyolka together, they had a light bulb marketing moment: “Let us not imprison our talent in offices and simply waste it on paper pushing (and the occasional extra-marital blow job). Let us be proud and show them off to the world.” The girls couldn’t be more pleased. In fact, everyone was pleased. And that’s the story of how every Russian company got to have their own “Girls of [Insert Company Name Here]” calendar series.
Today’s Russian Calendar Girl Collection comes from Corbina Telecom, a medium-sized Internet provider. This calender is a bit trashier than the previous two. But hey, who’s complaining. So what if they have a few junkie-looking tyolkas (see Miss January) or a middle-aged woman (see Mrs. July) that looks like she’s up for loading up on vodka and boning random drunks on a bench outside her apartment every now and again? This is a real tits-and-blood company after all. And a rinky-dink one at that. (A thing to note: judging by all the nude skinny tushies sticking out from behind the weird signs, Corbina’s owner seems to be something of an ass aficionado .)
Tyol • ka n [Russ, a chick; a young woman, especially one who is sexually desirable and in heat]
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