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Sports Sucks
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May is frequently billed as the most exciting month in professional sports in America. In fact this maxim recently became an official part of the new American scripture, when sports deity Chris "Boomer" Berman of ESPNwho now, once amusingly but now disgustingly, occupies a place in our culture equivalent to the Dalai Lamas in the Buddhist worldannounced as much himself on "Baseball Tonight" a few weeks ago. The rationale is easy to follow; it is playoff season in both the NBA and the NHL, and the baseball season has just started. Only the fact of Mays being the NFL fallow season diminishes the May hype, and even this downer is diluted somewhat by the opening of NFL mini-camps and the attendant public relations disasters brought on by NFL rookies unleashed on society after picking up their first checks. More...
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Get fuckin' down with this mp3 (3.9Mb) of "Straight Outta Grozny" by the bitch-slappin' pimp ass Chechenz. |
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