Issue #09/90, May 11 - 25,
2000 
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| CD Revue |
| Man, I’m really excited about my new job here at the eXile as Music Reviewer. I’ve found that the music scene here in Moscow has a lot more to offer than the one in Columbine, and I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Oh wait, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Greg Barnes. I was the star basketball player at Columbine High School until last week. See, that’s because I hated life and people, so I hung myself in my garage just to show them. |
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 Godfather of Emergency Ministry Mafia Sergei Shoigu?... |
 ...and Grandfather of state-of-emergency-provoker Elian Gonzalez? |
 Aging dictator Fidel Castro?... |
 ...and raging method actor Robert De Niro? |
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