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Issue #13/94, July 6 - 20, 2000   smlogo.gif

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While George Bush still refuses to say whether he would retain upon election either the Office of National Drug Control Policy or its ogrish leader, General Barry McCaffrey, McCaffrey himself has been making the most of the remining time he’s sure to have in the White House. The eXile’s #1 Most Wanted last week declared war on dietary supplements. In an announcement that made it possible to imagine kevlar-vested S.W.A.T. teams raiding Gold’s Gyms in the near future, McCaffrey declared his intention to label the protein androstenedione a steroid and have it banned from the United States.
 

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RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL MONKS
Every modern traveler upon coming home from a monastery wants to immediately plunge himself into enjoying the fruits of civilization: to take a shower, watch TV, sit on the toilet with a newspaper in hand, and gawk at a nice pair of fine female legs out of the window. But more than anything else, the returning traveler wants to get obscenely drunk—which is precisely what Matt and I did.

 




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