Today’s Defendant: Jellyfish
Statement of the Grand Inquisitor: God has a grand assortment of flails, whips, crops, knouts, taws, fouets and quirts. In His house are many mansions, and in those mansions are many walk-in closets to overawe the best-equipped Belgravia dominatrix. Let us give thanks that to scourge this numb and playful beach party phase of history, He has chosen the coelenterates to be his khlist. (more…)
October 7th, 2008 | Comments (1)