The new games on shelves this week are:
Burnout Paradise for the (PC) – reheated leftovers.
Ultimate Shooting Collection (Wii) – Extremely Unimpressive Unleashed!
And…
My World My Way (DS) – In this Japanese Pouting Sim, you play a little girl named Elise. You are infatuated with the Prince of Happiness, but he is uninterested due to your lack of experience (read: a penis). So you, being a powerful pouter, venture out into the world to get experienced (read that however you want). This actually sounds pretty good. I might have covered this if I hadn’t already rented: METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS! (more…)
February 4th, 2009 | Comments (28)