Launch in t-minus 10 hours and counting…

Thanks to the donations from our readers, who’ve done God’s work by pitching in to keep The eXile nightmare alive, we are finally crawling out of our mass grave.

As many of you know, we’ve been eXiled out of print and into the nebulous online stratosphere, but are now safely stored on new servers in an undisclosed Putin-proof location, from where we will continue to bombard the assholes of this planet with our bile-rays.

Our archives continue to live on at www.exile.ru, but our new site has moved to www.exiledonline.com. So dial us on your RSS readers because we are set for a groundbreakingly symbolic internet breakout this Bastille Day, July 14. That’s this coming Monday.

—Team eXiled

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