Issue #21/102, Oct 26 - Nov 9, 2000  

EXILE SPORTS NOTES

Lenin’s Picks

Vladimir “Red” Lenin, founder of modern communism, picks the NFL games to be shown this weekend at Metellitsa-Sportland, Moscow’s diehard communist Sports bar alternative:

Sunday, October 29
9:00 p.m. Sportland time
Detroit Lions (+7) at Indianapolis Colts
America’s great automobile manufacturers would never have reformed on their own, had not class-conscious assembly line workers brought them to their knees. Today, thanks to socialism, the laborer who sweats to bring the Lincoln Continental to the driveway of the capitalist oppressor can enjoy unlimited access to preventative dental care. But the bourgeois political parties, the so-called “liberals”, will never admit socialism’s role.
PICK: Lions

Monday, October 30
12:00 a.m. Sportland time
St. Louis Rams (-7.5) at San Francisco 49ers
In our haste and enthusiasm to enjoy the great gains of worldwide revolution, we may sometimes forget to consolidate the hard-fought victories at home. Look forward always, yes: but guard the rear flank.
PICK: Niners

Monday, October 30
4:30 a.m. Sportland time
Oakland Raiders (-7) at San Diego Chargers
Within one state, many teams!
PICK: Raiders

Tuesday, October 31
5:00 a.m. Sportland time
Tennessee Titans (E) at Washington Redskins
In a clash between two evenly-matched forces, one side always enjoys the favor of history.
PICK: Titans

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