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Issue #23/78, November 18 - December 2, 1999  smlogo.gif

D o n' t   S h a v e    I t. . .
Stripe It!

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"And with their stripes, we are healed..."
-- Isaiah 53:5

You've seen the amazing Flowbee Precision Haircutting System as advertised on TV! Now, by popular demand, we are proud to offer the very latest in feminine personal hygiene: STRIPE-IT!

A FANTASTIC STRIPE... EVERY TIME

With the STRIPE-IT! Precision Mons pubis-Trimming System, you get professional stripe-styling in the convenience of your own home. In fact the system is so simple and precise, you can give yourself a perfect stripe... even with your eyes closed!

In the same way that hairdressers pull the hair up between their fingertips to give a layered scissors cut, the STRIPE-IT! uses the suction power of your household vacuum cleaner to draw the mons pubis hair up to the desired length, and then gives it a perfect cut... every time. Most popular stripe styles from
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Ever since I started using Stripe-It!, my itching has stopped!
1/2mm to 6mm long can be cut with STRIPE-IT! The STRIPE-IT! spacers make it IMPOSSIBLE to cut the hair shorter than the length for which they are set. For that perfect tapered cut around the labia, specially designed spacers are also supplied.

ON THE CUTTING EDGE!

The Technologically Advanced STRIPE-IT! Precision Mons pubis-Trimming System Revolutionizes Feminine Personal Hygiene!

The STRIPE-IT! has also introduced an efficiency never before known in feminine personal hygiene. A precision close trim can be achieved in just 5-10 seconds, with no clean up necessary when you are finished. As for cost savings, there is no comparison to the STRIPE-IT! For most families, the STRIPE-IT! will pay for itself in just a few months... and it will last for years!

PROFESSIONAL STRIPES.... AT A FRACTION OF THE COST

The STRIPE-IT! Precision Mons pubis-Trimming System is guaranteed to produce thousands of precision stripes, yet it can pay for itself in just a few months. Just follow the easy, step-by-step instruction manual included with each STRIPE-IT and the savings begin with the very first stripe.

EASY SETUP, NO CLEANUP... JUST GREAT STRIPES

The days of towels, brooms, and dust pans are gone. With the STRIPE-IT! Precision Mons pubis-Trimming System, all of the trimmed hair goes directly into your vacuum, there are no more itchy crotches or messes to sweep up afterwards.

The STRIPE-IT! is so neat and efficient that you can trim your trim just minutes before a party or that special rendezvous!

NEVER LOOK LIKE YOU NEED TO TRIM YOUR STRIPE...
NEVER FEEL LIKE YOU JUST TRIMMED YOUR STRIPE!

The beauty of the STRIPE-IT! Precision Mons pubis-Trimming System is that it keeps your stripe at just the right length... all the time. Now you can trim your stripe as often as necessary to keep that perfect look. Never again will your pussy hair be long and unmanageable. Never again will you have that "just-trimmed-your-stripe" feeling! STRIPE-IT!
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is as comfortable and gentle as it is convenient. So now your stripe can look the way you always want it to look... all the time!

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!

ORDER NOW!
Complete System - Just $69.95 + $9.95 S/H
Complete System- Pictured right, includes cutting unit, attachments, and sucking generator.




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