Limbaugh, A Closet Case? No Way Dude, Limbaugh Is Totally A Manly Man! Just Because A Guy’s A Republican Homophobe Bachelor Whose Idea Of A Dream Wedding Means Having Elton John Standing Right By Your Side As You Say “I Do” To That Thing With The Long Blond Hair…How’s That Make Limbaugh Gay? Seriously, Betcha He’s Bangin’ That Blond Wife Of His, Cuz Rush Is Totally Into Chicks…Banging Chicks, And Squeezing Their…Those Things They Have, The…Smokes Cigars, Yeah, But…Aw Heck, Who’re We Foolin’ Folks… - By

What You Should Know / August 11, 2010

Limbaugh, A Closet Case? No Way Dude, Limbaugh Is Totally A Manly Man! Just Because A Guy’s A Republican Homophobe Bachelor Whose Idea Of A Dream Wedding Means Having Elton John Standing Right By Your Side As You Say “I Do” To That Thing With The Long Blond Hair…How’s That Make Limbaugh Gay? Seriously, Betcha He’s Bangin’ That Blond Wife Of His, Cuz Rush Is Totally Into Chicks…Banging Chicks, And Squeezing Their…Those Things They Have, The…Smokes Cigars, Yeah, But…Aw Heck, Who’re We Foolin’ Folks…

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com -- Having scrolled through the photos of Rush Limbaugh's recent wedding at the Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, I'm confused. Did he marry Elton John?Just look at them! How very open and unabashed they are about their man-love. Shoulders turned into each other -- you don't have to be a body-language expert to know that's a gesture of true affection. Rush and his "traditional" (female) wife are turning their shoulders away from each other, a gesture that suggests the very opposite.So maybe it wasn't the million-dollar paycheck that appealed to Elton John, who was criticized by gay rights activists for playing a role in Limbaugh's nuptials. Maybe he liked the challenge of seducing one of the nation's most conservative men. If there's a performer who has the stage presence and charisma to pull it off, it's Elton.