the eXile - bar-dak

Issue #20/101, October 12 - 26, 2000

b a r - d a k

Things That Do and Don't Suck - The Bar Guide

SCORE!!!
So I finally scored a bag. It took me fucking two weeks of intense searching, and I mean I was fiending. And then some guy comes up to me on the street and hooks me up right by Lubyanka. Talk about ironic. At first I thought that it was just some fucking oregano that I paid like R500 for, but I started feeling the effect once I started drinking a bit. I guess it’s Russian weed or something, you gotta get fucked up to get fucked up, you know. More Phi Delts...

Eat Your Heart Out - The Food Guide

MARIO BROTHER
When it comes to overpriced Italian food that’s popular with undiscerning nouveau riche scum, Mario has long had the local market cornered. (It’s true that our own Attorney General Moe Snideman differs with me pretty strongly on this point, and he has even managed to sway Ames in his direction—but that’s only because he picked up Ames’s tab. I’ve paid my own way the few times I’ve been to Mario, and I remain unconvinced and unimpressed.) But all the while, there has been a second establishment nipping at Mario’s heels, in terms of both price and reputation among the Armani-clad savages. I’m talking, of course, about LEONARDO. I’ve always avoided the place on principle (it was also a hit with last year’s Jack Hamann-led CNN film crew—another strike against), but on a particularly chilling evening last week I found myself in need of a meal and in the neighborhood, and so... More Lionel...

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