Dildocide: British Nanny Murdered By Her Own Vibrator…Suggesting That Even Sex Toys Hate Women…Which Is Strange, Because If I Was A Sex Toy, Nothing’d Make Me Happier Than Getting Rammed In And Out Of A Dark Damp Hole For Hours On End: “I Gotta Find A Way Outta This Or I’ll Go Out Of My Vibratin’ Mind! I Know, I’ll Summon All The Battery Juice And Give Her a Jolt She’ll Never Forget!…ZAP! Whoa, Damn! Looks Like It Worked A Little Too Well…Hum-Dee-Dum, Movin’ Along, Just A Vibrator Folks, Don’t Look At Me…” [HT: David] - By

What You Should Know / July 21, 2010

Dildocide: British Nanny Murdered By Her Own Vibrator…Suggesting That Even Sex Toys Hate Women…Which Is Strange, Because If I Was A Sex Toy, Nothing’d Make Me Happier Than Getting Rammed In And Out Of A Dark Damp Hole For Hours On End: “I Gotta Find A Way Outta This Or I’ll Go Out Of My Vibratin’ Mind! I Know, I’ll Summon All The Battery Juice And Give Her a Jolt She’ll Never Forget!…ZAP! Whoa, Damn! Looks Like It Worked A Little Too Well…Hum-Dee-Dum, Movin’ Along, Just A Vibrator Folks, Don’t Look At Me…” [HT: David]

www.nydailynews.com -- A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said.Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail.A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported.