Since news broke about the obscene million-dollar bonuses that taxpayers are paying to the very same AIG Financial Products traders who destroyed millions of lives, decent hard-working Americans have expressed their First Amendment rights and flooded AIG Financial’s offices with so many death threats and angry calls, emails and letters that they’re shitting in their pants and hiring security to protect them. But don’t be put off by this “security”: they’re just a bunch of glorified rent-a-cops, you’ll be able to get past them to express yourself if you put your mind to it. But how can you, John Q. Public, show AIG’s multimillionaires exactly how you feel?
In the interests of serving our readers, we at eXiled Online want to help connect you with the AIG Financial Products people, so that you can practice your rights as a free individual. This isn’t North Korea, after all. This is a nation where free speech, and the right to bear arms, are protected in our Constitution. So we’re going to provide you with addresses of the AIG Financial Products offices, to help connect you with the AIG Financial Products millionaire closest to you. For exact directions on how to get there in your gun-rack-loaded Ford Dodge Ram F150 Prius, just go to google maps, plug in your address, and plug in the address of the nearest AIG Financial Products office–say, for example, the one on 50 Danbury Road in Wilton, Connecticut. Here’s the list from AIGFP’s “contact us” page (oh you bet we’ll “contact” you, “contact” is definitely the operating word here!):
|The Americas |
|AIG Financial Products Corp.|
50 Danbury Road
Wilton, CT 06897-4444
|AIG Financial Products LLC|
2929 Allen Parkway
Houston, TX 77019-2155
One Curzon Street, 5th floor
London, W1J 5RT
46 rue de Bassano
14th Floor, Urbannet Otemachi Building
2-2 Otemachi 2 Chome
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