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“I wouldn’t want to be twenty-years-old now. I fear for what’s coming.”
— Hunter S. Thompson, 2003

Generational analysis is bullshit. Or so I’m told. Fit for netroots liberals and horoscope clippers, maybe. And to be fair, it’s mostly thinktank types who’ve been profiting off that whole Millennials Rising genre. One of the authors of that book is a former writing partner of Pete G. Peterson’s, the octogenarian billionaire who has spent the last couple of decades trying to kick over the Social Security ladder before us young’ns can scamper up and collect. Most of it reads like a debriefing after a recon mission—you can feel them sizing us up, drawing up blueprints for the generational counterrevolution that we’re living through right now. (more…)

February 6th, 2012 | Comments (70)

What do Rick Perry, Glenn Beck, Jim DeMint, Radley Balko and John Tyner Have In Common?

Poor Rick Perry: At last week’s Republican debate, he unveiled yet another “enemy” that a President Perry would destroy for America–but no one paid attention. Gov. Perry’s newest monster he’s vowed to slay is the TSA union…

November 28th, 2011 | Comments (25)

Libertarian Liars: Top Reagan Adviser, Cato Institute Chairman William Niskanen: “Deficits Don’t Matter”

Like typical Randroid libertarians, they find the public’s gullibility and good faith contemptible. This is something that Americans still can’t get their heads around about the free-market libertarians who’ve ruled us and ruined us over the past three decades.

November 21st, 2011 | Comments (12)

The Think-Tank Archipelago: Adam Curtis On How Libertarian Think-Tanks Crippled Thinking

Adam Curtis has just posted a must-read blog that tries to answer the big political dead-end we face today: Why can’t we think up any new ideas besides the failed libertarian free-market ideology that brought us to ruin? Curtis’ answer: We’re all prisoners of the Libertarian Think-Tank Archipelago.

September 16th, 2011 | Comments (30)

When It Comes To Koch Apologists, Slate’s David Weigel Is “Chairman Of The Bored”

Slate’s David Weigel is one of the few libertarian media figures who at least has had the courtesy to disclose, on occasion, his past relationships with Koch-funded outfits (Institute for Humane Studies, Reason Magazine…). But half-disclosures can be deceiving. The…

September 7th, 2011 | Comments (42)

Teabagger Dundee: America Exports Libertarian Revolution To Australia

After two years of preparation, Australian Teabaggers are finally out in force and they look positively gruesome over here, though they’ll look familiar to American readers. Climate-denying factory farmers? Check. Friends of convicted child-killers? Got em. A Pinochet-style fascist who wants to “inflict maximum pain” on the Australian economy by causing artificial famines? Yes, Sir! – ¡VIVA EL GENERALISSIMO!

August 18th, 2011 | Comments (27)

Khloe Kardashian’s Army: Meet The C-List Celebrity Martyrs To TSA “Tyranny”

Khloe Kardashian, Donna D’Errico of Baywatch, former Miss USA Susie Castillo, Playboy nude-model Tammy Banovac, Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones: to most Americans, a list of names like that sounds like the punch-line to an elaborate pop culture comedy routine….

July 24th, 2011 | Comments (32)

How An Australian Oligarch Is Using Dirty Tricks And Libertarian Lies To Fleece Aborigines Out Of Billions

My blood’s boiling as I write this: Roebourne (the town where I grew up) is under attack by Australia’s richest man, a West Australian oligarch named Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest.

The reason why this vampire-billionaire wants my hometown: Roebourne’s resident Aborigines, the Yindjibarndi people, are sitting on $280 billion dollars worth of iron ore deposits. And Forrest’s mining company, Fortescue Metals Group (FMG), wants what the Yindjibarndi have.

July 20th, 2011 | Comments (32)

Radicals, Imbeciles & FBI Stooges: From Jerry Rubin To Rich Fink, We’ve Reached Rock-Bottom, Baby!

  I just came across a massive dump of FBI files on the YIPPIES–the legendary 60′s youth movement led by Jerry Rubin and Abbie Hoffman. They declassified and released over 6,600 pages of FBI surveillance and intel on the Yippies—unfiltered, a…

July 6th, 2011 | Comments (86)

Two Things To Say About Ron Paul’s Allegedly Awesome Position On Drugs

Since no one else in the pro-drug camp will say it, allow me: Ron Paul is a drug war asshole. He’s a con artist playing a shell game with our liberties with his slippery proposal that the answer to this savage…

June 23rd, 2011 | Comments (107)

The Real John Tyner: Anti-Labor Extremist, Anti-Gay Marriage, Pals With Neo-Confederates and John Bircher Conspiracy Theorists, And Deceives America

On the same day he posted his famous “don’t touch my junk” TSA video, Tyner destroyed evidence that would have exposed his deception, because he feared that if he didn’t, the public wouldn’t believe his “don’t touch my junk” story with the TSA.

April 30th, 2011 | Comments (49)

The Gold-Standard Hustle: Does Anyone Here Speak Paul-tard?

Does anyone here in this house speak goldbug-babble? Anyone who can make sense of Dr. Paul’s logic in the clip below, I’m curious what the fuck this man is trying to hawk to  his 1988 C-SPAN viewers. I mean I…

March 29th, 2011 | Comments (99)

Anti-war Libertarians Charles and David Koch Love Profiteering Off America’s War Machine

Data pulled from publicly-accessible federal contract databases shows that over the past 15 years, the Kochs have milked the U.S. war machine for about $170 million, all while funding libertarian groups, organizations and media outfits with anti-war positions.

March 25th, 2011 | Comments (17)

[SIC] OF GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY: AN EXILED READER OFFERS MORE REASONS TO HATE THE KOCH BROTHERS

  The following is an email sent to us by an anonymous eXiled reader: George Mason University is nothing but a farm team for the Koch bros. Starting at George Mason, the Kochs groom their little recruits as foot-soldiers ready…

March 23rd, 2011 | Comments (27)

Freemarket Failures: Investors Prefer Doing Business With Hugo Chavez Over Billionaire Koch Brothers

You didn’t hear this on Fox News or the Drudge Report, but on October 10 Venezuela seized and nationalized a massive fertilizer plant part-owned by Koch Industries. The media silence is a bit puzzling. You’d think that the seizure of…

January 5th, 2011 | Comments (29)

Anatomy of a Libertard: Will Wilkinson And the Koch-Funded Nomenklatura

Will Wilkinson: Libertard With Sadditude Ever since Yasha and I first broke the story about the Koch brothers financing the Tea Party Campaign in February of 2009–a scoop that the New Yorker plagiarized from us a mere 18 months later,…

October 3rd, 2010 | Comments (66)

Exiled Bullshit Alert! Who Is “Nick Newcomen”? Answer: An Ad Agency Campaign Paid For By Libertarian Foundation Money…According To Which “Nick Newcomen” Is An Overaged Ayn Rand Groupie With The Face Of A Sexual Predator, Who Spent 30 Days [Cuz He Can't Hold A Day Job] Driving 12,000 Miles Around America [On Government-Funded Roads] Marking A Giant “Read Ayn Rand” On [Government-Invented] GPS, Posting The Satellite View On The [Government-Invented] Internet…Thanks To PR Releases, “Nick Newcomen” Gets Picked Up By Wired, ABC News…We At The eXiled Call Bullshit: Nick Newcomen, If You Are A Real Person With No Financial Ties To The Libertarian Nomenklatura, Prove It To Us, And You Can Take Over The eXiled Online For A Day And Publish All The Ayn Rand Drivel Your Freakish Randroid Brain Can Pump…Meanwhile, Exiled Readers: The First Person Who Can Identify The Sex Offender Claiming To Be “Nick Newcomen” Will Win A Free Signed Copy Of A Rare Exile Newspaper Plus $120 Dollars (1 Penny For Every Mile Nick Newcomen Drove To Paint “Read Ayn Rand”)…

August 25th, 2010 | Comments (1)

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Free-Market Rent-Boy Kevin Hassett Provides First Serious Reason To Support Obamacare: Because Hassett Says It’s Bad…

August 3rd, 2010 | Leave Comment

Teagagged! Born In Offshore Drilling, Tea Party Protest Silenced Over Organizers’ Links To 2008 “Drill Here! Drill Now!” Campaign

This article was first published in Alternet. Why are the hoppin’-mad Teabaggers so oddly quiet these days, ever since the BP oil disaster? That’s what Thomas Frank, author of What’s The Matter With Kansas? asked last week in his column, “Laissez-faire…

June 13th, 2010 | Comments (30)

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