This article was first published in The eXile on November 13, 2003.
Reading the Western press accounts of the Khodorkovsky arrest has at times been as unpleasant as one of my famous giardia attacks. I’m not sure which version is more ridiculous: the mainstream line which portrays the YUKOS oligarch as some kind of billionaire Aung San Suu Kyi, a martyr to corporate good governance and liberal politics…or the simplistic flip-flop, which argues that Khodorkovsky was once a brutal thief, and therefore he’s getting his just desserts.
This same good/evil frame has polluted the coverage of the resignation/dismissal of Putin’s former administration chief, Alexander Voloshin: the mainstream says that he’s one of the Good Guys defending free market capitalism and some kind of last-stand semi-democracy, while the other side scowls at the very thought of Voloshin being portrayed as anything better than a vampire. After all, Voloshin was once one of the main architects of Putin’s brand of authoritarianism.
I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but, uh, what the hell does good or evil have to do with ANY of this? What are we, in Sunday school? As Chevy Chase says in Caddyshack, “What are we, Christians? Huh?”
The Yukos crackdown is too damn important to frame it in purely Christian moral terms, especially when everyone knows that one of the great things about Russians is their noble lack of nauseating moral hypocrisy. One of the consequences of framing the debate in these terms is that people are diverted onto one irrelevant cul-de-sac after another. So you hear wild theories such as YUKOS being attacked because it was going to sell a strategic stake to a multinational, or that Khodorkovsky was being punished for funding SPS (the pro-Western free-market political party), or that Putin was simply cracking down on a corrupt oligarch, or the siloviki simply wanted to steal other stolen goods.
Maybe there’s truth in each of these, but we will never know for certain. What I find strange is how little attention has been given to what we do already know, what’s out on the public record.
A Russian friend of mine once advised me, when I started getting too deeply into bearded Russian conspiracy theories during the Yeltsin years, “Vsyo gorazdo prosche.” It’s always much more simple than the analysts portray it.
In this article I’m going to focus on two things: what led to the crackdown, and what it means for Russia. Using the “vsyo gorazdo prosche” theory, I decided to let the surface — a highly underrated phenomenon in politics — speak for itself when it comes to describing what led to the crackdown. I went back and did a Moscow Times/google search on articles relating to YUKOS and Putin. What emerges is a surprisingly clear, almost linear drama that doesn’t quite correspond to the narrow frame created post-crackdown. If you read through this chronology, you pretty much have the picture of what was at stake, what strategies were employed, and how the game was won.
I’ll start with a chronology of articles in the Moscow Times beginning in January, 2003. And I’ll end this timeline with the arrest of Khodorkovsky’s deputy, Platon Lebedev, in July 2003. Read this, and it becomes clear what really happened:
Jan. 10: “Oil Majors Say Government Impeding Exports”
Top oil executives have lashed out at the government for hindering their ability to cash in on skyrocketing crude prices and endangering production growth by failing to unclog export routes, Interfax reported Thursday. […] A government commission decided last month not to send any crude through Ventspils in the first quarter of 2003, a move analysts said was aimed at forcing Riga to sell for a song the cash-starved port, once the largest export route for Soviet crude.
Jan. 28, 2003. “Kremlin, Big Oil on Collision Course”
Russia’s powerful oil barons are locking horns with the government in a high-stakes battle over new export routes that threatens to alter the economic and political landscape of the country. […] Yukos CEO Mikhail Khodorkovsky reacted with impatience to Kasyanov’s statement last week, slamming the government for moving toward what he called “a Saudi Arabian-style government” of overblown bureaucratic control.
Feb. 17: “Transneft Claims Pipeline Victory, to Triple BPS Capacity”
Yukos chairman Mikhail Khodorkovsky on Friday repeated the offer to take the responsibility for building pipelines off the government’s hands. “If you don’t have the money to build pipelines, let us do it,” he said.
The Cabinet, meanwhile, has shown no willingness to relinquish control over the country’s export routes.
Feb. 17: “Putin Says Gazprom Too Powerful to Break Up”
“Gazprom, as a strategically important company, should be kept, and has been kept, as a single organism,” Putin said.
Feb. 20: “Tycoons Talk Corruption in Kremlin”
The so-called union of oligarchs rolled into the Kremlin on Wednesday night to chat about corruption, a problem the president said needed time to fix. […] Yukos head Mikhail Khodorkovsky said the government “must be willing to show its readiness to get rid of some odious figures” in the government to prove its readiness to combat corruption, “even though corruption is one of the hardest crimes to prove.” […] Putin also took the opportunity to fire a few shots across big business’s bow.
“I would like to hear concrete suggestions from you about what we should do, not just criticism,” he said. “I know there’s going to be criticism tonight, and I too can criticize.” […]
Khodorkovsky said he and other business leaders share some of the blame for government corruption.
“You can say that it all started with us,” The Associated Press quoted him as saying. “Well, it started at some point and now it must be ended. The situation has come to a head.”
Mar. 11: “Transneft Seen Constricting Oil Exports”
State pipeline monopoly Transneft is not building oil pipelines quickly enough to handle rising output, forcing Moscow to face continuing domestic gluts and a cap on significantly higher exports, Alfa Bank said Friday.
Mar. 12: “FSB Looks An Awful Lot Like The KGB”
President Vladimir Putin announced that the Federal Security Service, or FSB, will take over the entire Federal Border Service and parts of the Federal Agency for Government Communications and Information, or FAPSI.
Mar. 14, 2003: “Crucial Pipeline Call Put Off Till May”
The Cabinet on Thursday delayed choosing between rival pipeline projects aimed at supplying energy-starved economic giants Japan and China, saying it didn’t yet have enough information to decide.
[…] But with powerful oil major Yukos backing the China link, and gas giant Gazprom and state-owned oil major Rosneft pushing a dual gas-oil Nakhodka link, the government is looking for a compromise that will please everyone.
Mar. 17: “Illarionov Urges Private Investment in Pipelines”
Russia’s oil and gas pipeline network should be built and operated by both public and private companies and not kept as a preserve of the state, President Vladimir Putin’s top economic adviser Andrei Illarionov argued Friday.
Mar. 27: “Risking It All for a Couple of Billion”
“I don’t have to go to the president anymore to ask whether there will be a redistribution of property,” [said Khodorkovsky] . “Now I go to the prime minister to hammer out details for pipeline routes.” As he tells it, he too has undergone a transformation. “Society expects not only success but social responsibility from its most high-profile members,” [he said.]
Mar. 28: “Nemtsov Supports Pipe Dreams”
At a packed Moscow conference Thursday, Khodorkovsky and Nemtsov joined forces to lash out at the government for slowing down on rooting out corruption through administrative reform and failing to do enough to support small and medium businesses, which, they warned, could lead to growing unemployment and social unrest.
And, at the same time, they called for a decision to be made on pipeline construction as a key way of pulling the economy out of stagnation. […] As the rift over pipelines continues, there has been speculation that Khodorkovsky may start his own political career in time for elections in 2008. On Thursday, however, he denied his appearance at Nemtsov’s conference marked the start of his political career. “I am here to talk about a very narrow issue,” he said. “Just about oil.”
Apr. 10: “United Russia’s French Party Line” [Moscow Times editorial]
United Russia’s recent proposal that the party or parties that have a majority in the State Duma should be allowed to form the next government — while nothing out of the ordinary in world practice — would be nothing short of revolutionary for Russia. However, the fact that a tame creature of the Kremlin is advocating a policy that would significantly curtail the Kremlin’s control over the government and parliament immediately gives grounds for scepticism.
Over the past couple of weeks, everyone from SPS leader Boris Nemtsov and Duma Speaker Gennady Seleznyov to Kremlin-connected spin doctor Gleb Pavlovsky has added their support to the proposal, which would lead Russia in the direction of a parliamentary-presidential system not dissimilar to that of the French Fifth Republic.
Apr. 14: “Japan Offers to Fund Oil Link to Siberia”
Energy-starved Japan is willing to help fund the construction of an export pipeline from Angarsk, near Lake Baikal, to Nakhodka on the Sea of Japan, Deputy Prime Minister Viktor Khristenko said Friday.
Apr. 17: “Putin Wishes Yukos a Happy 10th Birthday”
[…] Putin congratulated Yukos on the 10th anniversary of its founding, the Kremlin said.
Apr. 18: “Private Pipelines Get State’s Backing”
The government on Thursday ended its opposition to private oil pipeline projects, saying it had agreed to study an idea to turn Arctic Murmansk into a vast oil port to boost supplies to Europe and the United States.
May. 19: “Putin Lays Out the Next 7 Years”
[…] The president also stirred up a political buzz with the kicker at the end of his speech, when he promised to consider forming a Cabinet of party members loosely based on the results of December’s parliamentary elections.
[…] Its highlight was Putin’s vague promise to consider forming a “professional, effective Cabinet based on the parliamentary majority,” an idea that has been bounced around among pro-Kremlin lawmakers for months.
May. 30: “Japan Fumes Over China’s Deal With Yukos”
Japan sent a top energy envoy to Moscow to lobby on the deal but when the dust settled in Moscow on Wednesday, it was China’s top oil firm signing the deal and Chinese President Hu Jintao putting his signature on a strategic energy pact with President Vladimir Putin.
Diplomacy and economics held equal sway when No. 2 oil major Yukos sealed a 25-year deal to supply Chinese flagship CNPC with 600,000 barrels per day of oil via a $2.5 billion pipeline starting in 2005.
Jun. 11, 2003: “What’s the Scandal All About?” (By Vladimir Pribylovsky)
Recently, something of a scandal erupted over a report published by the Council for National Strategy attacking the oligarchs.
[…] The CNS states in its report that representatives of big business are preparing “to transform the system of government in the country with the aim of achieving a ‘personal’ union of big business and the executive branch. In reality, the country is on the verge of a creeping oligarchic coup.”
[…] It is interesting that Khodorkovsky is mentioned in the lengthy CNS report 10 times and Yukos 25 times […] In other words, the report first and foremost targets Khodorkovsky and Abramovich. It is these two, according to Diskin, who are the insidious ring-leaders plotting against Putin. […] One of the most damning accusations leveled at Khodorkovsky in the report is the following:
“According to the plans of a key member of the ruling class, as early as 2004 a new government may be formed under the control of and accountable to the parliament. The front-runner to be prime minister of such a government, formed under a new constitution, is considered to be Mikhail Khodorkovsky.”
Jun. 23: “Putin Says Poverty Still the Enemy”
“I don’t like the word oligarch,” said Putin […] “An oligarch, in our general understanding, is a person who has stolen his money and who continues to steal by taking advantage of his access to power. I am doing everything to make sure that this situation doesn’t repeat itself. I don’t see these kinds of people. But maybe someone is trying …”
As to reports of an impending “oligarchic revolution,” Putin said he was satisfied with the relationship between tycoons and the state. “Today, those who disagree with this position are — as they say — long gone,” he said, referring to exiled tycoons Boris Berezovsky and Vladimir Gusinsky.
When asked by a journalist from Vladivostok about possible routes for a new oil pipeline to the east to tap Asian markets, Putin said he was leaning toward the route from Angarsk to the Far East port of Nakhodka over a rival route backed by Yukos that would go directly to northern China.
Jul. 2: Putin’s Dangerous Personnel Preferences (Olga Kryshtanovskaya)
[…] In general, over the three years of Putin’s presidency, the elite has become more militarized, less intellectual and more closely linked to business […] Given that there is no real separation of powers in Russia and that the authorities are trying to restore monopoly power, expanding control to all areas of public life, and in the absence of a strong political opposition, businessmen are one of the few forces capable of resisting the onset of a neo-authoritarianism. Russia has handed big business the unusual role of providing some form of checks and balances.
July 3: “Head of Yukos’ Parent Company Arrested”
Platon Lebedev, the director of Group Menatep, the majority shareholder in the Yukos oil major, has been arrested on suspicion of embezzlement dating back to 1994, prosecutors announced Wednesday.
Jul. 7: “Head of Yukos: It’s a Kremlin Struggle”
Khodorkovsky said, “If I wanted to be a dissident, then I would probably do that, instead of business.”
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When viewed in hindsight, there is a clear thread, a conflict which boils to a head and finally comes to a resolution with Putin’s strike against Yukos in July, and his apparent victory.
If we can trust the surface events, this conflict is not a simple tale about Khodorkovsky funding liberal opposition parties, as many Western reporters now argue. And if you frame this as a facile Mafia turf war, thieves swiping from other thieves, you’re just cutting out all the meat and muscle from this incredibly rich high-stakes drama.
Instead, taken as a narrative, what you see developing is this: Yukos, flush with billions in cash and basking in sudden international glory as a model Western-style company, began to flex its awesome newfound power. The heart of the battle seems clearly to be control over oil pipelines — this is where Yukos’ economic interests clashed in a zero-sum game with the Kremlin’s power interests. Yukos led a kind of oil-major rebellion against the Kremlin, lobbying to privatize the state’s oil pipeline monopoly so that Yukos would be free to export as it pleased. In a sense, it was attempting to disarm the Kremlin. Khodorkovsky proposed building private pipelines favoring the world’s two biggest powers — America and China — making it in those countries’ interests to lobby the Kremlin to open the pipeline network up as well. Khodorkovsky was gathering all the might of international capital and political clout into one grand alliance on his side.
Meanwhile, the Kremlin seemed to hem and haw over its final decision on how to apportion the pipeline networks and policy. While Putin appeared to dither, Khodorkovsky upped the rhetorical ante. He seems to have decided that the only way to get the oil pipeline monopoly broken would be to launch a broad attack on the government, charging it with corruption and bureaucratic statism. It also seems likely, by the surface reports, that he really was pushing for a power structure change that would have empowered the parliament and government at the expense of the president. I’m surprised how few people remember, myself included, how the idea of introducing a French-style parliamentary system was being lobbed around in the early spring, an idea at the time which was not linked, at least publicly, to Khodorkosvky.
It would make sense: Khodorkovsky’s fight against the state oil pipeline monopoly was stonewalled by a Kremlin that he could not get around, stymieing Yukos’ expansion for the sake of keeping Putin’s one last lever of power over the oil magnates (not to mention keeping the Kremlin’s control over the big pipeline piggybank). Putin’s address at Gazprom in February, where he said the natural gas monopoly was too strategically important to break up, foreshadows how he will eventually resolve Yukos’ attempts to crack the oil pipeline monopoly.
This came to a head in the oligarchs’ lobby group meeting with Putin on February 19th, when Putin snapped at Khodorkovsky, “”I would like to hear concrete suggestions from you about what we should do, not just criticism.” Still for the most part Putin seemed either indecisive or at times deferential; he seemed at the time to have been humbled. Indeed, even his own political party had started to suggest a change in the power-structure of government — clearly a feint to give Khodorkovsky the impression that he was triumphing.
Reading this, I remember thinking earlier this spring that Putin was looking weakened and Yukos looked like it would somehow rule Russia and perhaps half the world. Now we can see that Putin was simply in strategic retreat. It was a classic Judo move. As Yukos lobbied harder and grew more powerful by what seemed week-to-week, Putin gave the appearance of caving. In his state of the union address, Putin himself offered up the possibility of transforming the power structure towards a French-style republic. He wished Yukos a big happy birthday. And then when the time was right, he struck. You can almost feel his pent-up triumph, after all he must have had to endure while drawing Khodorkovsky in, when, on June 26, just a week before Lebedev’s arrest but a few days after the attack had already secretly begun, he said, “I don’t like the word oligarch.”
There is something truly admirable and scary about Putin’s method. It works every time, because if there’s one thing he knows when battling against brilliant, powerful opponents, it’s that their biggest Achilles Heel is always their hubris. And his style of operating is always to encourage that hubris to swell up.
I’ve often heard “insiders” claim that Putin in real life is an indecisive man, nothing like the strongman we see on TV. That may be true…but I’d bet that playing the role of indecisive mediocrity when dealing with power-interests behind the scenes serves Putin just as well as appearing decisive and strong in public. After all, that strategy worked for Stalin.
Khodorkovsky’s transformation is also fascinating to watch. It is disingenuous to ignore his savage rise to riches (i.e. how exactly he got ahold of his oil wealth) when lionizing him, but at the same time, to simply see him as the person he was in 1995 or 1998 is to deny how human psychology can change. I think Khodorkovsky’s transformation into a Westernizing messiah was not a pure PR stunt, though it probably began as one.
Put it this way: if a 25 year old espresso-steaming geek becomes a rock star, he changes. Some of these stars go through a few stages in their megalomania, including the hyper-arrogant asshole stage, the I know the answers to everything stage (which comes from being surrounded by fawning lackeys), and the sainthood/giving back to the people stage.
Khodorkovsky’s rise to the top during the most brutal, cold-blooded phase of Russian capitalism from 1995-1998, and his successful image transformation and subsequent stardom in the highest Western circles from 2000-2003, must have affected him in ways that few could possibly understand. I’d doubt he saw himself as a thug or a thief; indeed, a man who gets all those billions and is elevated to superhero of international commerce can ONLY imagine himself as a force for good and a god above men. Just consider his quote in February, telling Putin, by way of an assembly of journalists, that “the situation was coming to a head.” One thinks, in hindsight, that Khodorkovsky must have been out of his fucking mind with confidence at the time to talk that way.
Which brings me to the moral of this story. Should Khodorkovsky’s arrest be seen as an attack on the embodiment of liberalism, or should we cheer it on with pitchforks and torches?
I think the real question is this: what will the effect of Khodorkovsky’s destruction be?
On a gut level, I am with the pitchfork mob. I was with them when Putin went after Vladimir Gusinsky. I lost my jaw under the sink when I saw how the Western media portrayed poor Gusinksy– this dark, cynical media don–as a victim of a free speech crackdown by Putin. Gusinsky? He backed the wrong side in the power struggle in 1999 between the Luzhkov faction and the Putin faction — and he lost. Therefore, he was thrown in jail and his assets, including his massive media holdings which he had once essentially stolen were stolen back. Had Gusinsky’s horse won, there is no doubt that he and his media holdings would have forcefully backed a brutal crackdown on the media empires which supported Putin, complete with jailings and asset appropriations. Gusinsky as Vaclav Havel?
Now, looking back, it’s time to admit the truth: in effect, the Western media and the PR handlers were right. Putin’s intention at the time wasn’t to destroy free speech — but the effect of Putin’s crackdown was essentially what the Western press, and all the analysts on Gusinsky’s payroll, and all the Putinophobes said it would be. Today, Russian television is so tightly controlled that, with the occasional exception of NTV, it makes even American television seem halfway independent.
The effect of the attack on Gusinsky was bad — Putin got his first taste of blood, and it tasted sweet. He won — why tolerate any criticism if you don’t HAVE to anymore?
If there’s one really loathsome trend in Russia during the Putin era, it’s that more and more Russians are becoming moralistic and delusional in a way I don’t recall during the 90’s. Then, Russians were stripped of moral delusions and personal delusions. Like all this elitny chai shit, or the cheezisization of Russian television. People are starting to believe the lies again — that they live in a normal Danish city and that everyone behaves Danishly. But they don’t — and the dissonance between what you see on the street, in the stores, on the metros, and the official reality that so many people are buying into in the Putin era, is starting to create a kind of collective brain tumor.
Getting back to Khodorkovsky, why is his arrest so bad if he and his counterpart Voloshin are so clearly unsympathetic? Why have such a broad range of truly independent-minded Russian journalists, from Yevgenia Albats and Yulia Latynina to our own Edward Limonov, denounced his arrest?
I think that the academic, Olga Kryshtanovskaya’s analysis says it best: “In the absence of a strong political opposition, businessmen are one of the few forces capable of resisting the onset of a neo-authoritarianism. Russia has handed big business the unusual role of providing some form of checks and balances.”
She published that on July 2nd. On July 3rd, Platon Lebedev was arrested, and Khodorkovsky and the big business lobby he led were essentially destroyed.
As bad as it was having to rely on big business for freedom, without them, it’s going to be worse.
This article was first published in The eXile on November 13, 2003, under the headline: “Here Comes The Silogarchy: Understanding the Yukos Affair from the Surface Down.”
Mark Ames is the author of Going Postal, and the co-author of The eXile: Sex, Drugs and Libel in the New Russia (Grove).
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9 Comments
Add your own1. Antonio Garcia | November 21st, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I remember reading that article a few years ago about a bunch of Russian oil tycoons going to jail or something like that
2. az | November 21st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Well, it’s true that in Russia the checks and balances were between big business and government business at that point, but in America it would be more honest to say that power is checked and balanced by big business and 300 million idiots on both sides.
This is what the eXile needs, really, more articles about inter-faction conflicts like this where no matter who wins, we still lose, instead of these Henry Clay Frick-type stories about big evil oligarchs swindling the people and corrupting officials, because all these do is fill the likes of us with impotent rage because there is nothing we can do about it because we have no contingency plan after the “we get the pitchforks and run the kleptocrats out of town, freeing us forever” thing is done. So in the meanwhile, why not just take the elites and fuck with them, dear eXile writers?
3. Dr. Luny | November 25th, 2009 at 3:23 am
The same sort of thing happend in the US around 2000, only the oil oligarchs won. All they had to do was align themselves with wall street and the insane militarist faction and steal an election, no one had to go to prison. After all, if we started sending oligarchs to prison for corruption, things could get messy. Much better to keep up the illusion that our oligarchs are good principled Horation Alger charachters. These Russians are backwards amatuers by comparison, America maintains both authoritarian control and the illusion of a free, functioning democracy, and is therefore in a much more stable position.
4. Joe fuckface | November 27th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
The only relevant question is this: Who, with all their power and might, is Russia better off in the hands of? Free market oil tycoons, or a strongman authoritarian leader? This may have been a “fucked either way” situation, but certainly being fucked in the ass with a pencil is not as bad as being fucked in the ass with a steak knife.
5. Russian Dude | December 10th, 2009 at 2:11 am
Mark, I respectfully disagree. The article’s ok, but the conclusion blows. First, Kremlin lost the war to Russian Hackers, so with the exception of Nazism, racial violence and child pornography, Russia’s Internet is unregulated. Shit man, you wouldn’t have been kicked out of Russia, had you not gone around calling KGB “whores”.
Second, Putin is actually doing good things for Russians. We’re not fucking morons, and we support him. If we didn’t support Putin, why the fuck would we vote? Everyone already knew Putin’s nominee, Medvedev was going to win. “Putin vuybral i narod podderzhal”. “Putin picked, and the people supported”. Although if Russia continues to experience economic downturn, Medvedev will have to go.
Third, I think Khodorkovsky’s arrest was great. Under Bush Big Oil ruled the US. How do you know that under Khodorkovsky, Russia would not have invaded some oil rich country, like the US did?
Fourth, the reason for the lack of free speech in Russia, is because a lot of independent minded people were lost in the turmoil of the 1990s. The number of independent journalists fucked by the Yeltsin Regime in the First Chechen War is astonishing. And by fucked I mean the government’s cooperation in turning them over to Chechen rebels.
Fifth, the people’s support is a form of checks and balances. You think Putin could fight the Mafia so damn efficiently, if he couldn’t rely on the Russian people for support? You think that without Russians on the Internet, as well as people like you, Putin would be able to fend off the PR offensive during the war with Georgia? I’d be surprised if Putin wasn’t polling Russians, to see if they approve of his policies or not.
Look man, I respect your newspaper. I do. But in this case your conclusion is shit. Decent article though.
6. Bek | September 4th, 2010 at 8:52 am
We all forget that khodorkovsky funded the biggest charity in Russia and was bent on raising a “free” generation of people. We also forget that in 200s hodiors oil company was the only transparent oil company in Russia. And if he had transported oil to china and joined with sibnedt which was his big plan he would have a transparent oil company the government couldn’t fuck around with
7. Mike Z | September 24th, 2010 at 3:55 am
In that book Friedman wrote, “Red Mafia”, about Russian mobsters in the US, Khodor gets some page space as a major scammer.
8. Mike Z | September 24th, 2010 at 4:17 am
btw, Russian Dude, your sugarcoated view of modern Russia is just the sort of in-denial outlook the article talks about. It’s funny how you don’t notice that by throwing around pro-Putinistic propaganda you actually prove Ames’ point, but then again, if you believe that Putin is this great-guy leader who’s strengthening Russia, you’re obviously not the sharpest tool in the box. As a Muscovite who’s been all around Russia, I can say that a) in terms of personal freedoms such as speech, press, and gatherings Russia is a hard-nosed dictatorship, and b) Putin hasn’t done anything positive that wouldn’t have happened without him.
9. John Smith | March 22nd, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Is it just me, or is it totally hilarious that Putin is going after all the Jewish oligarchs, but doesn’t seem to be going after the Russian oligarchs with nearly as much vigor? And then he takes his shirt off for picture ops to show how big, verile, and white (true Russian) he is. So epic. Hail Putin!
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