Hey eXholes! As part of our continuing program of community outreach to our fans, we would like to get input from you, our readers, on whether or not editor Yasha Levine should take up this fan’s exciting offer. Post suggestions in the comments or email them to sic@exiledonline.com. (more…)
Posted: April 18th, 2011
The following is an email sent to us by an anonymous eXiled reader:
George Mason University is nothing but a farm team for the Koch bros. Starting at George Mason, the Kochs groom their little recruits as foot-soldiers ready to enter the plutocratic circle-jerk that is the U.S. government and its corporate oligarchs. The financial oligarchy has the Ivies, and the Koch brothers have GMU. It’s that simple.
Posted: March 23rd, 2011
A [sic] BEFORE DYING
Dear editor.
Now that i have retired i would like to take this opportunity to thank you for all the support that you’ve given me over the years. But i still think that you’re papers full of shit!!!!
LOVE
BORIS??????
Dear Mr. ??????,
Are you ever going to die? Folks, we think it’s time to cut the bullshit here and to lay odds on the first Moscow Ghoul Pool of the third millennium. Send us your swami-soothsayer guesses as to when you think Yeltsin’s pipes will burst for the last time. (more…)
Posted: February 1st, 2000
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