It has taken a long time to write what will amount to about twenty words and a screenshot of Chun Li’s panties (so click all the pages! You never know which page might have one!). But there isn’t much to say about Street Fighter 4, other than…
“Hey, I _________ Street Fighter 2!”
I love shooting fireballs (it’s why I play video games), so I would fill that blank with “HADOUKEN!!!!!!” And I hadouken you, too.
Or, in non-nerd language: Street Fighter 4 is Street Fighter 2.
So what’s all the fuss about? I have no idea. (more…)
The gaming groundhog sticks his head from his hole, goes to Blockbuster and sees: F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin (360).
Most people associate F.E.A.R. with Alma, the creepy little girl who gets bloody footprints everywhere and sets shit on fire. But F.E.A.R. is really about one thing: slow motion head-shot porn. I probably won’t cover this quickly approaching game, but if I did, the article would probably go something like: (more…)
Posted: February 12th, 2009
The new games on shelves this week are:
Burnout Paradise for the (PC) – reheated leftovers.
Ultimate Shooting Collection (Wii) – Extremely Unimpressive Unleashed!
And…
My World My Way (DS) – In this Japanese Pouting Sim, you play a little girl named Elise. You are infatuated with the Prince of Happiness, but he is uninterested due to your lack of experience (read: a penis). So you, being a powerful pouter, venture out into the world to get experienced (read that however you want). This actually sounds pretty good. I might have covered this if I hadn’t already rented: METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS! (more…)
Posted: February 4th, 2009
