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By Vlad Kalashnikov

What does the American surrender monkey call it when he is defeated in the Iraq War, and he is forced to retreat? A real country can accept defeat like a man, admit that it lost and it is retreating, as even someone as weak as Gorbachev did when he pulled Soviet troops out of Afghanistan.

But American surrender monkeys have no dignity or honor, they cannot face the hard facts that they lost the Iraq war. So the chief surrender monkey president George Bush comes up with new expression for the American retreat, that begins next year, he calls it a “time horizon.”

Bush agrees to time ‘horizon’ on Iraq troop cuts

By TERENCE HUNT – 2 days ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush and Iraq’s prime minister have agreed to set a “general time horizon” for bringing more U.S. troops home from the war, a dramatic shift from the administration’s once-ironclad unwillingness to talk about any kind of deadline or timetable.

I wonder, does it make American retarded public feel better, that the defeat and retreat from Iraq is called a “general time horizon”? Are you really so pathetic that you have to be told such dumb obvious lies meant for a child, so that you don’t cry and run away and hide your face in your pillow to cry all night?

“Dear Toothfairy, thank you for taking my teeth and leaving me a quarter, and thank you for calling America’s retreat from Iraq a ‘general time horizon.’ I believe you! Yours, Uncle Sam”

American surrender monkeys really are pathetic people. But you also are funny people too. I was writing about you before in The eXile, and I stopped for reasons that are not so important. Let us say just that Yasha Levine and me “buried the hatchet” to use the words of Yasha.

So I am back, when I have time, to laugh my ass off at retarded loser nation, America, who just a few years ago went around the world starting wars because it calls itself “the world’s only superpower,” and now is in retreat fleeing back to America as “world’s only surrender monkeys.” Even a silly third world country Iran scares a shit out of American surrender monkeys.

Top surrender monkey commander Admiral Mike Mullen said yesterday he already is raising the white flags to Iran, because he is so scared of losing a third war.

Mullen says he ‘doesn’t need’ a war in Iran

Jul. 20, 2008

Associated Press

The Pentagon’s top military officer Adm. Mike Mullen on Sunday discussed the fallout from a potential attack against Tehran by either the US or Israel. “Right now I’m fighting two wars and I don’t need a third one.”

Yeah, if I am losing two wars against even weaker loser opponents, I also will not want to start a third one. I will run away and maybe call police or call my daddy for help.

You see, this is the only way to teach bloodthirsty American dumbshits that they should not be starting wars up, and telling everyone how to run their own countries. Like a misbehaving child, you have to kick a shit out of the Americans to teach them, because that is the only way Americans learn. Americans always think they are tough guys, they talk so much bullshit all the time, so if you put them in their place and smack them around a little bit, then you see, that they are just very sad pathetic and weak, running away from fights and telling each other lies about “general time horizon” to make each other feel better.

For me, what shows how far America really is falling is that now people of New Hampshire are begging for gasoline from Venezuelan enemy, Hugo Chavez:

CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — Two years ago, New Hampshire refused to accept heating oil from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the pro-Castro U.S. critic who once called President Bush “the devil.” But with fuel prices rising, well, free oil is free oil.

With the state’s blessing, New Hampshire residents will be receiving some of the fuel this winter.

New Hampshire becomes the last state in the Northeast to embrace the offer.

“A lot of people have said, `We need help and we value any help we can get,'” said Amy Ignatius, director of New Hampshire’s office of energy and planning.

I guess when supposedly proud beggars of New Hampshire say “Live free or die” what they mean is “live on free gasoline from America’s enemy or die.”

“Seriously Mahmoud, all you have to do is offer them a free tank of gas, and they’re on their knees begging to surrender! Ha-ha-ha!”

Jesus, you Americans have no dignity at all. You are biggest fags in the world, rolling over to your enemy just for a free tank of gasoline. Fucking pathetic.

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