The eXiled is looking to hire two extremely lucky interns this summer. Looking for the sorts of go-getters ‘n’ whippersnappers with web and design skills, research and editing skills, or, heck, absolutely no skills whatsoever. That sound like you? Then fella/missy, your summer-internship problems are over!
If you’re on the market for a quality summer internship, send your resume to jobs@exiledonline.com.
PS: Koch-backed libertarian trolls looking to infiltrate our highly secretive operation, we especially welcome your resumes. It’s been a long time since anyone shined our shoes, and word has it you Kochtards’ve been trained to shine shoes that look like fuckin’ mirrors.
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18 Comments
Add your own1. Svend | May 26th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Hi, I’m an antisemite, and I was wondering if I could post an antisemitic comment. After all, Gavin McInnis got to, why can’t I?
2. Mike | May 26th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Paid or unpaid?
3. أ الملا عمر | May 27th, 2011 at 12:11 am
نا المرزبان فوكين من الامبراطورية التي لا تقهر كوخ لصليبية. لقد تدربت لتلميع الأحذية التي تبدو كأنها مرايا سخيف. استئجار لي الآن. المقاومة غير المجدي
4. Punjabi from Karachi | May 27th, 2011 at 7:28 am
Do you people pay any money?
5. Ben | May 27th, 2011 at 7:52 am
Is this a remote internship, or located in a specific location, like DC or Victorville?
6. 16 Shells from a 30.06 | May 27th, 2011 at 7:54 am
You earned it!
7. John Figler | May 27th, 2011 at 8:56 am
Chances of seeing Eileen Jones half naked while on that internship are…?
8. matt | May 27th, 2011 at 10:13 am
@6
http://exiledonline.com/daily-inquisition-stuff-white-people-like/
9. Victorvalley Villain | May 27th, 2011 at 10:35 am
Whats pay got to do with it? When do I start?
10. Dwayne's Friend | May 27th, 2011 at 10:39 am
Me and Dwayne have a 3,174-page portfolio of middle-school snappers. (Oh, yeah, we gotta say up front: U.S.C. TITLE 18,
SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE). Dwayne can yodel and just shreds peanut butter & jelly. We both use Lamisil AT® for jock itch.
We get the jobs?
11. Allah | May 27th, 2011 at 5:27 pm
im muscovite, i suck
12. Unemployed peon | May 27th, 2011 at 11:56 pm
Will I have a closet to sleep in during this internship, and what about food how many packages of raman can I expect? Also if you don’t want me to stink up the place I will require a toilet for my own business and sponge baths.
13. Lin Piao | May 28th, 2011 at 9:21 am
投降
我們控制水平
我們控制的垂直
抵抗是徒勞的
我們是博格
14. JSD | May 30th, 2011 at 12:52 am
lived/worked (defense contractor) in Moscow 11 years (98-09), read eXile(paper version)religiouly. I will pay you, name your price.
15. retta | May 30th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Correction : not Kochtards – KOCHSUCKERS !
I will put out too and will bring my girlfriends.
16. Ryan Reamsbottom | June 2nd, 2011 at 11:25 am
I sent you a resume and some other things. Rest assured that I am totally wired ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpWVk3h2SA8 ) meaning I have design/editing/research skills and I’m not a Kochtard.
17. Jacques | June 6th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
If you think a French-Canadian with military training (infantry) who speaks Russian can be of interest, send me an e-mail. You guys will love getting wasted with me after work too.
18. DrunktankDan | July 13th, 2011 at 2:53 am
Goddamn boys (and Eileen). . I have sent you resumes from multiple addresses, only to be met with stony silence. What the hell? Im a goddamn internet addict with oodles of free time who will happily type away/research for free. Hit me up for chrissake.
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