Bison Goes Berserk, Charges Fat American Hick In Yellowstone Park…Bison Later Apologized, Explaining, “You Gotta Understand, I Ain’t Ever Seen A Creature That Fat And Ugly In My Life… I Was Scared Droppingsless, I Just Charged Her Without Thinking, Like A Self-Preservation Thing, You Know? I Mean, You’re Standing There Grazin’ Mindin’ You’re Own Business, When A Freakishly Ugly, Fat And Stupid American Tourist Pops Outta The Bushes–It’s Like Something Outta A Horror Movie Or Somethin’!” 
